Favorite Office Space character?

[truthbetold]

I gotta go with Milton. I even had him for my buddy icon for a while.

"I-I could set the b-building on fire."

What do you all think?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. definitely

Lumberg.

YYyyeeaahh, Lumberg.

[Supply Side Jesus]

2. Michael Bolton!

"I even told those fuckers I like him!!"

[Blue-Jay]

4. Why should I change MY name?

He's the one who sucks!

[pmbryant]

10. I'll second 'Michael Bolton'

That line is hilarious, and the entire movie is a classic.

:D

Peter

[ronzo]

15. Michael.

Lawrence and Samir are also great characters.

[Blue-Jay]

18. Samir Naaagaaa, um. Naagaaaa.

Well, Nagana work here anymore.

[stanwyck]

17. Second on Lumberg

very funny portrayal. Perfect. And I do a pretty decent Lumberg impression. Too bad not all my co-workers get the joke. Guess it's kind of irritating.

[lazarus]

22. my boss was Lumberg

Seriously. I had a district manager. Everyone I knew told me he was Lumberg. Had no idea what they were talking about, until one day one of my sales guys told me to rent Office Space.

Wow. He was Lumberg. Exactly. Sleazy shit.

[kixot]

3. Defintely Milton.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then ill set the building on fire.

[SmileyBoy]

6. Oh man, can someone PLEASE find an audio link for that???

I was LMAO when reading that!!!

[SmileyBoy]

5. A third for Milton here!!!

"I-I asked for a magarita with no salt, and there's-there's b-big grains of salt on here... Please s-senor..."

[cosmokramer]

12. I- I- am going to put poison in the guacamole..,

[BigMcLargehuge]

7. I gotta go with Peter

Watch your cornhole Peter...

I love his post hypnotism outlook on life.

[SmileyBoy]

11. Don't you mean Peter's neighbor, Lawrence???

He's cool too.

[cosmokramer]

8. I - I - I - do believe you have my - my - red stapler.

Milton, of course!

[Marius]

9. "If you had a million dollars, what would you do?"

"I'll tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time." - Lawrence...he owns!

[truthbetold]

13. One of my favorite lines...

Is the one where Peter goes "Fucking a." at the end.
It's all in the delivery.

[dmr]

14. Milton: Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please?

I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it.

Mexican Waiter: Lo siento mucho, Senor... gringo.

Milton: Lo siento, but I won't be leaving a tip! Cuz I could, I could shut this whole resort down! Sir? I could take my travelers checks to a competing resort! I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned! I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole! There was salt on the glass... BIG grains of salt!

Yup, it's Milton for me too.

[Lindsey]

16. Peter

I also love his whole carefree attitude after the hypnosis. He also has some really funny lines...."I hope your firings go really well..."
What an awesome movie!!!!

[GOPisEvil]

19. What the fuck is PC Load Letter?!

:D

[SmileyBoy]

20. YOU'RE ALL FORGETTING SAMIR!!!

"This is fuck!!! This is shit!!! This is fuck!!!"

[DrZhivago]

21. I like the "jump to conclusions" mat

[lazarus]

23. The red Swingline stapler

This is true: Swingline did not make a red stapler before that film came out. Demand was so great, however, that they were basically forced to start producing one.