Favorite thing to do while drunk?

[POed_Ex_Repub]

Not that I recommend any of these, I'm just curious.

[mr_hat]

1. Listen to R.L. Burnside. REAL loud.

[Nlighten1]

2. The horizontal rhumba!

[POed_Ex_Repub]

9. Isn't that kinda messy and uncoordinated?

I do the chicken dance... much easier.

[absyntheNsugar]

3. What about driving at high speeds?

Sorryh...I couldnt resist...I'm an evil man....

[POed_Ex_Repub]

5. SMACK!

:spank::spank::spank::spank::spank:

[Exultant Democracy]

4. Getting taken advantage of by cute girls.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

7. Are they still cute when you sober up?

?

[Exultant Democracy]

8. That is the best part, I don't have beer goggles

I guess it has to do with how different people get drunk differently. I can't remember for shit when I am drinking, but I don't slur my speech, fall over or lower my standards.

[camero]

6. Calling other bars

And asking for Al E. Gator.

[arwalden]

10. Scoring A Direct Hit At The Urinal Without Getting My Pants Wet...

and not catching any skin in my zipper. :hi:

-- Allen

[Sophree]

11. I might have voted "other"

But I'm drunk right now and look at what I'm doing!

So I voted for "posting on DU."

:beer: :party:

[nemo137]

12. drinking games

i like playing videogames against drunk people when i'm sober. it levels the playing field with some of my friends ("no, nick, the z button is the trigger. the z button! does anyone want to switch teams?")

[rucky]

13. ride my bike

i know it's not the smartest thing to do, but at least I'm only a danger to myself

[Fight_n_back]

14. Planning invasions

sincerely,
Dubya

[foreigncorrespondent]

15. This is a tough one.

Right now, I want to say crawl in a hole and die.

I would call my ex SO, but the only ex I have who truly still means anything to me won't want to hear from me. Plus I am too scared to call her, cuz I am chicken shit.

Usually when I am drunk, I just like to mellow in front of the tv, but there isn't anything on telly that interests me at the minute.

[POed_Ex_Repub]

16. Kick...

This one needs more than 19 votes.. ;)