Creation Science explained

[dccrossman]

:rofl:

I had to share this, it was just too funny.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/giraffenstein.swf


If you are a Creation Scientist, then I hope your arguments make more sense. This is targeted at kids, but come on.

[dccrossman]

1. Check out the Spiritual Safety Tip on the hosting page for more amusement

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

[Dogtown]

2. Do you mean

"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them."?


They must have knocked on my door....

[dccrossman]

3. Yes indeed

:rofl:

[Dogtown]

6. *Extremely* funny

My fundy neighbors haven't managed to 'handle' me yet...

:eyes:

[Deep13]

4. Also, we'll run over your dog and rob your grandma.

I was much grumpier and more bitter when I was a Christian as it seems like the most devout Christians I meet often seem to be.

[Dogtown]

8. My fundy neighbors have decided to 'shun' me

I'm delighted.

[Mojo_electro]

5. wow.. just wow.

That is both scary in very humorous.

"Atheists are very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children" :rofl:

There are two oxymorons here "Creation Science" obviously, and IMHO "Objective Ministries" kinda is too.

Mojo

[Dogtown]

7. "Can I get a witness...?" n/t

[Bertha Venation]

9. Oh, this HAS to be satire.

Someone, please tell me it's satire . . .

[InternalDialogue]

10. It is, and it's so good it's hard to tell.

Edit to add a picture of one of the t-shirts available in their store -- from Fellowship University!