How much do you think Skinner would charge me to pin a sticky in the lounge

[Midlodemocrat]

that says I'm not pregnant? $50K? $100K? A box of swedish fish? Gymboree outfits in perpetuity for the babies?

Cuz I'm willing to do whatever it takes.


And, flvegan? Be afraid.

[LaurenG]

1. Ask him - start something new. Oh and when are these babies due?

:7

:hide:

[TZ]

2. Just orchestrate

A cornflake chicken style series of flamewars and then maybe you will get a fun's over thread. Surely your swarm can do that much for you :hide:

[Deja Q]

3. Well, you did say "sticky"...

:hide:

[SOteric]

4. Well of course you're not preggers, good lhord! Anyone who knows you knows,

that if you have another midlet you'll be making Brenda carry this one. As long as she doesn't use it as an excuse to dodge the housework.

[LostinVA]

12. She does make Brenda Ped-Egg her swollen, pregnant-lady feet

Or so Flvegan told me.

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Yeah, that might be possible if the woman wouldn't hide them.

Kid you not. She put one in my basket of cards that I keep for 'general purposes'. I get a box or two at Costco every six months or so.

Now, who in their right mind puts a PedEgg in a basket of unsigned cards? Yeah, no idea.

[LeftyMom]

17. Note to self: burn any mail from Midlo without opening it.

Foot germs. Eeew.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Series. I could have been in violation of Homeland security and had no idea.

:rofl:

[DS1]

5. One dollar more than he paid me

[flvegan]

6. Shouldn't you be saving your money? In 18 years, you've got 5 tuitions to pay

to a nice college.

[LeftyMom]

7. And I don't think Bob Jones University accepts federal aid, either.

[BeachBaby]

9. I got accepted to Bob Jones University, and was forced to spend a week there to see if I liked it.

I was also accepted to Liberty U, Messiah, Cedarville, Oral Roberts, King's College NY, etc etc....all on scholarships for classical piano talent.

To say that BJU was terrifying, would be a gross understatement.

[LostinVA]

13. Regent and Liberty Baptist are closer

[LeftyMom]

15. But we can't get the Midlets "BJU" sweatshirts from them.

[mwooldri]

8. Hmmm time to register a website?

midloisnotpregnant.com ???

I'll host that site if needs be...

Mark.

[flvegan]

10. Wait...wasn't this "ganking" supposed to happen

this weekend or something?

*checks self*

Yep, I remain un-ganked.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. Patience, padawan, patience.

[LostinVA]

11. Lying is, at best, a venial sin -- and, why are you denying your soon-to-be offspring???

[petronius]

19. You could offer to name a baby after him...

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Perilously close to the DTM list.

And people on that list DO NOT get cake.

So, watch it.

[petronius]

27. You've missed the genius of my plan: Skinner's vanity is tickled, you get your sticky,

but since you didn't tell him when this namesake would arrive, it turns out he has to wait awhile - like, forever. No baby, no naming, caveat emptor...

(Is that enough CYA to keep me on the cake list? 'Cause I like cake...)

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Currently, in Chez Midlo I have peanut butter chocolate cake

and Italian cream cake.


Specify and I will PM you some.

[REP]

20. Oh, congratulations! I just heard your news!

You say BABIES? You're having twins? Wow! You're a better man than I, Gunga Din! I'd be spooning out my own guts.


Yes, yes, yes. I know.


?

[flvegan]

21. Quints, to be specific.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. REP. All that glitters is not gold.

And, all that leaves 5gan's mouth is not the truth.

Not pregnant. Been there, done that, got the tee shirt.

[jeff30997]

29. 5gan ? He got promoted ?

Just last week he was still idiot6.

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Oh, he is still idiot6. I'm just trying to be nice.

[jeff30997]

32. ROFL!

Thanks! :rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Congrats!

...on your unpregnancy.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. *Sob* Thank you, GoG.

SOmeone understands the insanity that is the lounge.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

26. Have you thought up names for the unbabies yet?

:rofl:
Herschel?
Leviticus?

[jeff30997]

30. Lol!

Unpredicted 1-5 ? :rofl: