How to care for Philip J Fry

[Deja Q]

1. Get him a nice, big, one-eyed monster:


2. Get him some robots to play with:


3. Get some Slurm:


4. Remind him of life:

[jeff30997]

1. One-eyed monster !

The poor guy have been rejected too many times by Leela dammit!




Hubba-hubba ! :9

[rcrush]

2. win

[Blue_Tires]

10. holy shit a fucking DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!1111111111

and it even looks like it's being piloted by a giant prehistoric reptile!

[Blue_Tires]

11. dude...she even let zapp branigan hit it...

i wouldn't touch it under any circumstance!

[jeff30997]

12. You wouldn't touch it under any circumstance ?

Touch what? Zapp? I wouldn't touch it under any circumcision either! :P

[pokerfan]

3. Reincarnate his dog?

[jeff30997]

5. OMG!

That episode was really a heart-breaker.When I saw it my dog was badly sick so...

Poor Seymour! :cry:

[pokerfan]

7. Connie Francis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLmnyRozFKk

If it takes forever I will wait for you
For a thousand summers I will wait for you
Till you're back beside me, till I'm holding you
Till I hear you sigh here in my arms

Anywhere you wander, anywhere you go
Every day remember how I love you so
In your heart believe what in my heart I know
That forevermore I'll wait for you

The clock will tick away the hours one by one
Then the time will come when all the waiting's done
The time when you return and find me here and run
Straight to my waiting arms

If it takes forever I will wait for you
For a thousand summers I will wait for you
Till you're here beside me, till I'm touching you
And forevermore sharing your love

[jeff30997]

8. Damn you pokerfan !!

:cry: :toast:

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

4. Find him a new doctor...

Not this guy:


:D

[jeff30997]

6. Well Zoidberg can be surprising sometimes:

:D

[Moondog]

9. I vote

Slurm!