Is it ok to go to Olive Garden when...

[Symarip]

Hear me out.

My boss for some reason payed for all of us to go to Olive Garden to listen to some tool yap her trap about medical insurance. Long story short, I'm drunk, full... And drunk.

Fuck yeah.

[Dramarama]

1. I thought you

were going to say when you're Italian.

[Symarip]

3. No

I'm a kraut. We don't have any chains except for Weinerschnitzel.

[Shell Beau]

2. Olive Garden isn't fine Italian cuisine by any means, but it isn't terrible.

[Symarip]

4. They have mighty fine wine

When the price is F R E E.

[HopeHoops]

5. Did you get a cheese sandwich and breast feed something?

And I hope you ordered the narwhal alfredo - FUCK YEAH!!!!1

[Symarip]

6. No

Just a lot of wine. And some overcooked pasta of some sort. But mmmmm, wine.

[HopeHoops]

8. Yeah, wine is good food.

So are breasts and cheese sandwiches. Being a vegetarian, I wouldn't actually eat narwhal alfredo.

[rug]

7. NARWHAL MARINARA, FUCK YEAH

[Merrick]

9. Sounds like what hell must be like

Or at least one of the outer rings. Hitler's probably eating for eternity at Arby's, getting a never-ending earful of Amway speeches.

[oedura]

10. Seems appropriate...

After eating at Olive Garden you're going to need medical insurance.