It took me 2.5 hours to mow my lawn, and I figured I'd take a break...

[LeftyFingerPop]

and read DU before going back out and tending to the weeds.

So I come in here, and what do I see?

Same old crap.

Same old fucking crap.

See you later.

[Texasgal]

1. ???

What are you yammering about now?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I have no idea...I never know what I am typing...

It just kinda spills out.

[Dr. Strange]

3. You're using "mow my lawn"...

as a euphemism for a bikini wax, aren't you?

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Listen Buster...

Hot wax will never get near my *special area*.

[Dr. Strange]

8. You're using "hot wax"...

as a euphemism for taterguy aren't you?

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. Thanks for the nightmare.

[siligut]

11. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Renew Deal]

18. lol

:rofl:

[HopeHoops]

5. Dang - either you have a HUGE lawn or a now empty 12 pack!

Or both - beer and lawn mowing go together "like peas and carrots".

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. My lawn is pretty big...

and seriously, I never drink while mowing...makes me lazy. :hi:

[HopeHoops]

7. Makes it take longer ;}

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. I bet it does!

It would "take" me all day if I was drinking beer. Then, I'd probably end up sticking my hand in the rotating blade.

[HopeHoops]

13. Then you can sue the manufacturer for not putting a warning label on it!

"WARNING: Do not stick your hand in the rotating blades after drinking a half case of Miller Lite"

Obvious negligence.

[Mugu]

12. If I could mow half my yard in 2.5 hours

I'd be a happy camper.

I lived in an apartment my entire adult life and decided that when I bought a house I wanted a big yard. Clearly, there was something bad wrong with/in my head. During the Spring, if I spend an hour every day sitting on my diesel Kubota (one of the best investment that I every made) I can just keep up with it.

[mnhtnbb]

14. No mowing required of our naturalized yard. Just think how much time you could spend on DU...

[Tuesday Afternoon]

15. ~

:thumbsup:

although, I do keep just around the driveway and house trimmed back about every 2 weeks.

[yellowcanine]

16. You need to seriously consider converting some of that lawn into woodlot or meadow.

Seriously.

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. I think I'm just going to concrete it and paint it green.