Yo mama so old, she was a DJ at the Boston Tea Party

[Bucky]

[StrongBad]

1. Hello, 1990s!

[datasuspect]

2. Yo mama so fat, her middle name is "Bacon Grease"

[Bucky]

3. Yo daddy so dumb, when I said he couldn't wear polyester out....

... he thought I was braggin' about my sisters.

[HopeHoops]

4. Yo Mama's like a 7-11

She's open all night, hot to go, and a slurpy is still only 99 cents.

I know, that's rude. It is at LEAST 35 years old (and I think it started out as something like 25 cents).

If you haven't seen the "Yo Mama" video on the DU video page, you HAVE GOT TO SEE IT! It is disturbingly funny (and not rude).

[SKKY]

5. Yo mama so stupid, she thinks "Ping Pong" is a chinese venereal disease!

[Bunny]

6. Your mama so old, she owes Moses a dollar.

[trof]

7. Yo mama so old she got a dinosaur saddle.

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

8. Yo mama so fat, she eats "Wheat Thicks."

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. Yo mama so old she knew Central Park when it was a tree.

:)

[latebloomer]

10. Yo mama so fat

She has her own zip code!

[mikeargo]

11. Yo mama so fat...

every time she eats at McDonald's they gotta change the sign.

[Skittles]

12. yo mama like a bowling ball

picked up and fingered and thrown in the gutter

[carlyhippy]

13. Yo mama is so old she tried to breast feed, but powered milk came out

Carly

[Bucky]

14. You mama so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her parents

[nomorenomore08]

15. Yo mama so fat, I had to take two buses and a train to get on her good side!

Yo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat, not even God could lift her spirits!

Yo mama so fat, I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas!

Yo mama so ugly, she tried to enter an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

Yo mama so ugly, she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application!

Yo mama so old, she was at the Virgin Mary's baby shower!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center!

Yo mama so loose, Lionel Richie wrote a song about her - "Easy Like Sunday Morning"!


Sorry, flashing back to my childhood here... :rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

16. Yo mama's ass is so hairy it looks like Don King is about to pop out and say "Only in America!"

[Merrick]

17. Yo mama's so fat she went to a restaurant and

ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant. Because they ran out of food. Because she's so fat.
That's why. Ha.