non sequitor autofill competition!

[Lerkfish]

time to post whatever is in your DU autofill: here are some of my nonsequitors: I simply type in the first letter of the alphabet, and wait to see what the most interesting autofill is. EVERRYBOOODDDYY PLAY ALONG!



A
and before JFK, men ALWAYS wore hats
B
bleah... he looks more and more like nosferatu every day
C
can a leopard change its spots?
D
do you find obese men incredibly sexy as well?
E
earning as little as possible would be a natural for inbred morans
F
first rule of holes: when you find yourself in one, STOP DIGGING
G
gee, its too bad mcdonald's doesn't have any millions
H
hell, I'd juggle and dress like a clown for 800K
I
it was that scurvy spider Mr. Potter, not little boots
J
just ....wow.
K
kinda negates the whole concept of a "peace" conference, now don't it?
L
LOL! pretty soon the party will just be Joe Lieberman, Rush Limbaugh and Karl Rove
M
muslims have free pizza?
N
no effective argument can ever be made with intentionally false data
O
ok, anyone else get this irony: Repubs don't want a "witch hunt" on waterboarding...
P
palin: the gift that keeps on giving
Q

R
Role model-ry is wrong on its face anyways.
S
so, Mr. Rove, howzat thousand year republican reich thingy working out ?
T
They are genetically incapable of "manning up". They have to "alien lizard up"
U
um...no. It was a racist cartoon. and throwing 800 words at the issue does not change that
V

well, up close, the idea doesn't get any better
X

Y
you gotta love how they're clinging to the very things that make them irrelevant
Z

[mainegreen]

1. dupe

[mainegreen]

2. A theme with mine.

A penismonger sells penii to penismonglers.
B
Controversial penismongler unveils penismongler sex exhibition
D
E
F
G
Here: this should clear things up for you:
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J
K
L
M
N
O
Penismonger penismonger penismonges penismonger penismonge exhibition
O
P
Q
R
So 7 years and 30,000 penismonglers later
T
use firefox with the firebug plugin.
V
When I eat beans and pork with beer, I'm ashamed, let me tell you.
X
You need your normal detector tuned.
Z

[Lerkfish]

3. er....LOL

[Dr. Strange]

4. Let's do this thing...

A
A Boobs key.
B
Basement Cheese!
C
Cabcere is all in the house with Trebek!
D
Damn you CreekDog!
E
Except my vampire will NOT have freaky hair!
F
For that matter, why doesn't Orrex rhyme with sex?
G
Get back to reading God Emperor of Dune!
H
He really tutched the but on that one.
I
I can't see ANY of the posts in this thread.
J
Jello porn belongs in LBN.
K
Kick! Come on Forkboy. Explain your hobby!
L
Let us sing praises to LaShaun.
M
Mastodon is Greek for "nipple-tooth."
N
NIPPLES!
O
Oh. Beats Larry King in the ratings. Um, never mind.
P
Post here and Parche will tell you to stop posting here.
Q
Quick, before the name change: A PeterU appreciation thread.
R
Rush is to awesome as flvegan is to horniness.
S
Send her a couple of Chick tracts.
T
Tales of WTFuckery, Volume 12: The Misadventures of Turtlenshoe
U
Use the Force, JGD.
V
Vasectomies
W
WE WILL POINT AT YOUR DANGLY BITS AND LAUGH LOUDLY...
X
XXX-posted in the porn forum?
Y
Yeah, that irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
Z
Zactly. This shit ain't right.

[TZ]

7. BWAHAHA!

your N entry...very predictible!!! :rofl:

[DS1]

5. Z

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH C'MON BUMSEN EIN FREI!
But I'm not the one posting a picture of a nutsack you ignorant scat-bedazzler
Crying Hotline anyone? Only 2 dollars a minute
Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride!
Eliminate the Bennet family
Figures a linux beggar would be so choosy
Green as in go ahead and shut your mouth
Hopefully the guys from American Chopper will show up with a special "Billy Mays" bike
If SEALS are so bad-ass, how come Canada is clubbing thousands of them to death each day?
Just above her rectum? Does she wear it on the outside?
Kick is supersonic
looks like Padma is sporting a landing strip
Make like Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant and rub one out on her desk
Nobody who slept through your accomplishment really cares
Once a month I "select all" and ignore all requests
Proud Member: DU Zombie Squad
Q
Re: use of photo on Conservancy site
SHUTTLE RIDING BATS SAY FUCK YOU NARWHALS! SONIC BOOM THIS, FUCKERS! FUCK YEAH
That's called the slow-drip bukakke hat
Up my butt. That way I know it's only MY shit particles on it
What else is it to do with all the pork swinging around?
X
Your post is insensitive to violet people
Z

[Chan790]

6. Compendia Chan

Wow, this actually represents who I am and what I'm all about fairly well...Chan as defined by his subject lines A-Z. I took the first one in all cases, rather than the best one.

A
A bit touchy, are we? n/m
B
Bagel places in GCT.
C
Cafe Misto...
D
Dark and Stormy.
E
End the massacre of wolves in AK. Enforce the federal Airborne Hunting Act.
F
Fake religious obligations.
G
Generally, height is a poor identifier. IMO
H
Hardly the first time I've mentioned my hatred of UConn Basketball.
I
I agree with you for the most part...but not about Carolina vs. NJ.
J
J.P. Sartre did say "Hell is other people."
K
Kinbaku
L
Le Tigre...on hiatus. Also, she's a professor at NYU and a music educator.
M
Manhattan Clam Chowder. (Vomit)
N
Neither one of you is my "friend"
O
Oakland Gardens, CT.
P
penismongers?
Q
Questions.
R
Real answer.
S
See, you'd have canceled me out...
T
Take that anger...
U
Um, gender-neutral pronouns are tacky.
V
Vibes and a homespun tip...
W
Way to contribute to negative body image...
X
X. (NC-17)
Y
Yeah, but the coffee's mediocre.
Z
Zork, Planetfall or another text-based adventure game.