Announcing the "1st ANNUAL DU FOX BROWN MUSTARD FOOD DRIVE"
Pick up a plastic bottle (no glass) of some kind of brown mustard, store brand is fine.
Enclose it in a zip-lock baggie and package it well (out of respect for the USPS workers) and mail it to:
FAUX NEWS 1211 Avenues of the Americas New York, NY 10036
Be sure to enclose a note stating that it is courtesy of a DU member who got a huge laugh out of their stupidity by even making this an issue. Try to minimize the profanity.
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