I am free from the hell that is jury duty.

[KitchenWitch]

[TZ]

1. Congratulations...

and it only took your best imitation of Twitchy McXanax to do it! :woohoo:

[Rosie1223]

2. Better or worse than Chuck E Cheese?

Hellwise, that is.

[KitchenWitch]

3. About the same, Less noisy though.

[DarkTirade]

4. So... was the perp guilty?

:P

[KitchenWitch]

5. Don't know

did not get to hear any evidence.

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Did you give him the chair?

That would be cool.

:bounce:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. And, this is why if I ever actually showed up for jury duty, I would not be selected

Bastards.

[Debi]

14. Civil cases don't involve execution dear

there's still a chance.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. In my family, they do

At the very least, civil disputes will involve some severe physical threats.

[Debi]

19. Only one person knows where the money is buried...

Can't kill em till they spill! ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. This is a good one

Sister: ---- went to jail for WHAT?
Me: Kidnapping. What the hell did you think he went to jail for?
Sister: I don't know. I figured he stole something or something like that.
Me: Yeah, this dude owed him money, so he stole the dude.

[old mark]

7. I have to go in 2 weeks, and I am already developing an attitude.

I know, hard to believe, no?

mark

[Pacifist Patriot]

12. I loved it. I've been called for jury duty in 4 states.

Been through voir dire twice, served on one jury. I was really disappointed when they sent me home last time without even getting questioned for a jury. I think it's cool, but I realize I am in a minority.

Heck, I figure the people having to go through our judicial system deserve the best and the brightest as their jury of peers. And I'm it baby.

[HopeHoops]

9. GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY! I saw it myself - AXE murder, AK-47 - GUILTY!

HANG THE BASTARD!

Wait, the charge was jaywalking? Okay, don't hang him then. Just life in prison.

[graywarrior]

10. So did you show up drunk?

[KitchenWitch]

11. *snorf*

:rofl:

[Debi]

13. I wish I could serve on a jury just once

to see what it's like.

Every time I get called I either don't end up being seated or I am struck (stiked?) by counsel. :(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. I was going to say something really perverted here

But decided against it.

[Debi]

16. Not THAT counsel you douche

:spank:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Actually, I was going to say something else

But that could work, too.

[Mike 03]

21. Congratulations. Jury Duty was one of the biggest disappointments of my life. I thought it would

be so important, but it was destructive to society, not even neutral, let alone constructive or making things better in any way.

Our jury pools suck.