What would be the most kick ass way for the world to end on 12/21/2012?

[charlie and algernon]

[no name no slogan]

1. Eaten by a giant narwhal

FUCK YEAH!!!!

[lost-in-nj]

4. FUCKYEAH!1111

` FUCKING NARWHALS StaRT WLAKING ON LAND AND THROWING OLD PIECES OF FUCKING CORN FLAKEDCOATED CHICKEN!!!!1111 THEN FUCKING UNLIMITED PORTIONS OF OLIVEFUCKING GARDEN SOUP...

YEAH THEN THEY FUCKING SKEWER YOU On THEIR NARWHAL HORNS@@!!!!.11..

FUCKING ALL 3!!!!!!!!

lost

[no name no slogan]

9. Whatever happens, DO NOT PICK UP THIS MONTH'S SMITHSONIAN MAGAZINE

They have narwhals in it.

[Symarip]

10. OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY STUPID HUMAN. CAN'T EVEN STOP A FUCKING ZOMBIE NARWHAL APOCALYPSE GODDAMN!!!

[Pierre.Suave]

2. I do not know what a Zombie Apocolypse is

but I do understand what an Apocalypse is...

:P

[charlie and algernon]

3. its WAAAAAY better

even Narwhals become zombies!!!1!

[MrCoffee]

5. FUCKING NARWHAL ZOMBIES FUCK YEAH

[mikeytherat]

33. Narwhal Zombies? Oh, shit, yes! That gets my vote!

mikey_the_rat

[kentauros]

6. Stargate-style ascension.

Or take your pick from the following prophecy choices :)

Prophecy: A History of the Future

[MorningGlow]

19. +1

Blood and guts are overrated. I'll take a peaceful, happy transition to a peaceful, happy world anytime! :)

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

7. Controlled implosion

Earth gets destroyed by the Vogon Construction Fleet to make way for a hyperspace bypass...
:hide:

[kentauros]

8. That was my first thought for that visual ;)

However, it also happens in the show Odyssey 5 as well as the last of the BBC "End of Days" segment when the equivalent Large Hadron Collider creates strange matter and the world is sucked in on itself.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

12. Speaking of visuals

If the inside of a black hole is anything like it was in the movie "Black Hole", it's gonna be one loooooooong eternity...

[kentauros]

16. You should read the Heechee Saga by Frederick Pohl

then at least there would be some intelligent excitement :D

[Soylent Brice]

11. zombie apocalypse, and please begin preparing yourselves now:

http://fliiby.com/file/12221/zrm7b0ir5i.html

[backtoblue]

13. Mutant Sewage Monster Crocodiles

That become so sick of our "shit" that they come out and eat us all.

[Ohio Joe]

14. Zombie Apocalypse

How could anyone vote for anything else?

[guitar man]

15. giant asteriod or comet

that would kick ass! :)

[kentauros]

21. Yeah, but someone would invent a giant Pong paddle to deflect it

:P

[Arugula Latte]

17. Superman causes reversal in Earth's orbit, causing us to go so far back in time that Earth diffuses

It could happen.

[flvegan]

18. CHUD invasion.

[MrCoffee]

20. Sweet Zombie Narwhal, don't tell MrsCoffee that!

CHUDs scare the hell out of her. She refuses to walk on sidwalk grates because of them.

[MrCoffee]

22. 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

[Deja Q]

23. SHow the 30th anniversary of the airing of the final episode to "Blake's 7"...

"Blake", aired on 21 December 1981, on BBC1...

Spoiler alert: All the lead characters were murdered...

[kentauros]

24. "Until the End of the World"

Brilliant movie by Wim Wenders about the end of the world. It does end slowly, but people die in pleasure. You'll just have to see why ;)

[Lucian]

25. How about aliens reinhabiting the planet?

Nah. Bring on the Zombie Apocalypse!

[Deep13]

26. Conservative assholes all over the world raptured into where ever. nt

[hunter]

27. God's computer crashes. There's a minor bug in the Universal Operating System.

Don't worry, it's happened a few times before with negligible damage to the database. But don't be surprised if you wake up on 12/22 with your sexual preference flipped or the color of your skin changed. It always happens to a few people.

[kentauros]

28. Don't forget spontaneous combustion

like Brad Dourif in the movie of the same name :P

[Arugula Latte]

29. Dinosaurs re-evolve and consume humanity like we are Cheetos. nt

[hunter]

31. Dinosaurs are already here.

I'm picturing something like giant mutant cassowarys running down mainstreet snapping up people like chickens snap up insects.



Watch the feet, those critters can kill you.

[Arugula Latte]

32. ...

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

[JitterbugPerfume]

30. SuperNova!

My candle burns at both ends

It will not last the night

Buy Ah! my friends and Oh! my foes

It gives such lovely light




SUPER CANDLE :woohoo: :woohoo: :applause:

[kimmerspixelated]

34. C and A, it's like this:

The world won't end in 2012. It will be a new beginning of altered consciousness. It will be a little like some of the trips you might've taken in the 70's. Peace and a much simpler way of living....brought to you by massive solar flare electricity burning throughout our souls!

[MilesColtrane]

35. I vote for global ecophagy brought on by self replicating nanobots.

Or, for a gamma-ray burst from WR104 causing a mass extinction event.

[Bucky]

36. The 3rd X Files movie

They have to, dammit, they just have to.

[LeftOfSelf-Centered]

37. Armageddon: The Musical

Complete with a time-travelling Elvis, a talking Brussels sprout from another planet named Barry and the meddling of Christeen, Jesus' twin sister who is none too happy that she was edited out of the Bible.

(It is a well-known fact to those who know it well, that this is a reference to Robert Rankin's book "Armageddon: The Musical", one of my all-time favorites.)

[Orsino]

38. Ninja pirates.

The ones we kill just come back as zombie ninja pirates.