***Official Saturday Night Sex Thread***

[Inchworm]

Tell us your juiciest stories!

Pictures and details are encouraged!

:evilgrin:

[UndertheOcean]

1. I once had sex five years ago , man its steamy in here

[Inchworm]

3. Was it memorable?

:evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

2. Well first I went, "Uhh"

And she went, "Oh!"

[Inchworm]

6. Any deities mentioned?

:D

[MrScorpio]

19. Just my name

And something about making her feel just like a woman.

[Danger Mouse]

4. I saw a couple of horses doing it once.

This was when I was in middle school. My friend yelled from the back of the bus (we were on the bus, obviously) 'Wow! Those two horses are doing it! I want to be a horse!'
It was my happiest childhood memory.

[Inchworm]

10. Cats are the funniest to watch

Horses ARE powerful beasts though

:D

[Danger Mouse]

12. Did you know PETA once put out a TV ad consisting of nothing but cats fucking?

[UndertheOcean]

14. why ?

[Danger Mouse]

18. Because PETA is weird.

It was an ad encouraging people to spay and neuter their pets.
Still, fucking cats, PETA? Really?

[Inchworm]

22. lol

I saw your following post and now see that this probably DID happen

:D

[petronius]

27. That was a hilarious fucking commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOFRRZglGFI

:rofl:

(Except for the "put to death" part, of course...)

[Danger Mouse]

28. Yeah, that was a buzzkill.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Well, it started with *redacted*, went on to *really redacted*, then to

*oh my God, is that legal?!* and ended up with *you sick, sick, twisted freak*.

:D

[Inchworm]

11. So long as noone was hurt in the end

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

13. Well, there was a little pain, but then someone shouted the safe word.

:D

[Inchworm]

23. oh my...

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

7. This one time at band camp...

this chick I really liked, she and I met up in the food hall. And she says, "Hey, have some apple juice." So I did. And then I told her to drink some orange juice. And then we both drank some pineapple juice. And finally, we had some juicy fruit gum.
Oh man.

[Inchworm]

15. If nothing else

ya'll had some sweet smelling breath!

:D

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. I've never had sex....

But I have made love. :D

[Inchworm]

17. Tell it from the mountain

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebIZ1LVfPbA

:D

[BarenakedLady]

9. You first.

I'm old and my memory ain't so good these days.

[Inchworm]

21. This one time

I was held by an angel and devilish lovemaking followed.

This went on for days! It IS what dreams are made of.

:D

Now you ;)

[BarenakedLady]

29. There was this one time

I remember mattresses flying off bedframes.

[Inchworm]

30. You animal!

*rawr*

:evilgrin:

[960]

16. OMG

I'm working and on DU, so obviously I'm not getting any....or anything CLOSE!

[Inchworm]

24. I'm not getting any atm either

Bu8t I still have memories ;)

:hi:

[ccharles000]

20. I am a virgin

[Inchworm]

25. That's a condition worthy of acknowledgment

:hi:

[UndertheOcean]

26. man , come by , and you won't be for long

that is if you swing that way

[LeftyMom]

31. Well, flvegan and I had a hotel room and...

What the hell is that noise coming from the living room? BRB.

[Inchworm]

32. Not cats getting busy

I hope

:D

[LeftyMom]

34. No, definitely not.

[DarkTirade]

33. I'm a male here.

I dunno about the rest of you. :P

[Inchworm]

36. daggone words!

:rofl:

[Lucian]

35. You mean the 30 seconds of bliss followed by the many hours of crying?

Yeah, juicy. :eyes:

</mylameattemptathumor>

[Inchworm]

37. Well, now

if the buildup to the 30 seconds is fairly reasonable...

That 30 seconds feels longer

:D

[EvilAL]

38. I was gonna make love to you,

but then I got high.

[Inchworm]

39. Hate when that happens

;)

[underpants]

40. Next up Sherbert Tights, He teaches balloon puppetry to self abusers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4VomImtzVw

[Inchworm]

41. Suprised they all lived

:rofl: