The Bar is open - what do you want to drink

[LynneSin]

What's your choice when the bar is open

[Fenris]

1. I'll have a coke, barkeep

;)

[GOPisEvil]

2. It's been a while since I've had a Tetley's!

[ewagner]

3. Gin & Tonic

with a twist of lime, please!

[LynneSin]

5. Tangeray or Beefeaters?

:D

[TXlib]

20. Gimlet made with Beefeater's

yum.

[President_G_W_Bush]

4. I don't drink alcohol. It is the work of Satan.

[LynneSin]

8. Sorry, we have no Near-Beer and Cocaine at this bar

However, you are welcomed to some of these pretzels

[President_G_W_Bush]

15. I'm alerting

my good friend John Ashcroft that you tried to offer me PMD (pretzels of mass destruction).

You just wait 'til he gets out of the hospital!

[camero]

6. Diet Coke please.

[elfwitch]

7. Vodka Collins

and keep em comin!

[bif]

9. I'll start with a scotch on the rocks.

Then I'll be moving on to a couple of Guinnesses. And then wine with dinner.

[TXlib]

10. Chimay.

Then again, she may not.

:)

[flamingyouth]

11. Wow, it's only noon, but I'm on vacation, so...

A Chinaco margarita. Here's to Bartcop! :toast:

[jmowreader]

32. Bart would give you the red-ass for that

Chinaco in a margarita? You're supposed to drink that neat! Forty bucks a fifth and you're using it in pansy foo-foo drinks. What's gotten into these kids?

Find a tequila somewhere between Cuervo and Chinaco in quality; that's what Bart would use in a margarita.

[flamingyouth]

44. Oh, OK - two shots of Chinaco

Then some cheap shit mixed with lime juice.

And I'd have a red face to go with my red ass! :evilgrin:

[Dookus]

12. hrmm...

it's barely noon here.

But I'm unemployed. Set me up, barkeep!

I think I'll start with a Bloody Mary. Nice 'n spicy, please.

[TXlib]

13. Too bad mead is not widely commercially available.

But I've got 21 gallons of it fermenting at home, and plan to make another 45 gallons before the year is over.

The first of it should be ready to drink next March.

(And if you ever are in Houston, you'll have to stop by for some!)

[SaveElmer]

14. Captain and Coke

[elfwitch]

17. have you ever tried

Captain Morgan's Parrot Bay and Diet Coke?
Good stuff man!
You have to use Diet though, regular is too F-ing sweet.

[NC_Nurse]

16. I'll have a Cape Cod

please!

[StopTheMorans]

18. Mad Dog 20/20

I'll have it in either the traditional Grape, or the somewhat newer Peaches'n'Cream, or the new Blue Raspberry (looks just like antifreeze).

[jmowreader]

33. Probably tastes just like antifreeze too

And makes you go blind to boot. Just like antifreeze.

[terrya]

19. Knob's Creek bourbon on the rocks, please.

[boobooday]

21. Amaretto Sour, please

Tart, with a cherry.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[Beer Snob-50]

22. Sam Adams

and if I can, a cornbeef sandwich.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

23. Macallan 18, on the rocks please!

With a side of Woodford Reserve on the rocks!

[Mrs. Venation]

24. On The Rocks?????

Why would you do that to such a fine libation?

Make mine neat, please, so I may enjoy the aroma as well as the darn near orgasmic flavor of this nectar of the Gods.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

26. Aroma's the problem

My sniffer doesn't sniff all that well, so I don't really enjoy that part so much. On the other hand, I prefer the taste of scotch chilled, but they tend not to keep their bottles cold. Call me crazy - but that's what I prefer.

[TXlib]

27. Then why not get a cheaper brand and save your money?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

28. My tongue still works damnit!

And I can most certainly tell the difference between Johnny Walker Red and Macallan 18! I don't feel ice ruins the flavor at all, personally.

[LynneSin]

30. I feel the same way about tequila

Don't give me that crap Jose Cheap Cuervo Tequila, there is a difference!! And when you get a fine upscale Tequila like Don Patron or my signature tequila Herradura, you can actually sip and enjoy it like a good snifter of brandy!

[nini]

25. the last few days have been tough for me..

about 4 shots of tequila will do. :P


thanks

[Cuban_Liberal]

29. Rum and tonic with a lime twist, please.

*sip* Ahhhhhhhh..... :)

[Aristus]

31. A nice, malty amber ale, please, bartender.

Thanks! Cheers! :toast::beer:

[Padraig18]

34. A pint of Guinness and a splash or two of Jameson's, please.

I've a TERRIBLE thirst! :toast:

[jmowreader]

35. Cuba Libre

This is not a rum and coke. It contains:

2 to 3 ounces Coca-Cola
Juice and hull of one lime
1 ounce rum
1/2 ounce gin
two dashes of bitters

[Marius]

36. The only good beer is a cheap beer.

Give me a Coor's Light!

(And a Long Island Iced Tea on the side. :))

[DiverDave]

37. Weihenstephaner

Original. A really tasty lager
From the oldest brewery in the world.
They have been brewing since 1040.
Kinda pricy...so when I'm broke any ol' beer will do.

[matcom]

38. you created a BAR POLL?

HAVE YOU NO SHAME WOMAN!!

you can't do a BAR POLE!!

your giving MY BAR a bad name DAMMIT!! x(

now, PASS ME THE DAMNED MOP! ZOMBY THREW UP IN THE LOBBY AGAIN!

[LynneSin]

45. I'll do what I want in the poll

so there!!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

39. I'll have an Alexander please.

Alexander

1/2 oz. Gin, 1/2 oz. White Creme de Cacao, 2 oz. Cream, Nutmeg

Shake all ingredients (except nutmeg) with ice and strain into a cocktail glass or flute, Sprinkle nutmeg on top and serve.

[Mr. McD]

40. The Balvine Doublewood

neat :party:

[wysimdnwyg]

41. Can I get a porter, please?

:beer:

Thank you, kind lady. May I have another?

[neverborn]

42. How about a Captain and Coke?

[grannylib]

43. what is wrong with 'foofoo' drinks? if I am gonna drink, I want something

REALLY tasty and yummy, and mudslides/rockslides/white russians/baileys/whatever is about as yummy as one can get, alcoholically speaking, IMHO....

[PopSixSquish]

46. Tequila Shot Please!

I'm in a strange mood

[IronLionZion]

47. Irish car bomb

followed by a Jaeger bomb. and a pint of Guinness just to sip and enjoy.