What would you rather see on live TV on Memorial Day:

[Rabrrrrrr]

Since Memorial Day is coming up, we need to give the networks some ideas about what we, the American non-tea-bagging public, most want to see from them on live TV.

This is a difficult choice, I know - both are tantalizingly necessary.

[tigereye]

1. ah

:rofl:

[flvegan]

2. Car darts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i-op1aceUg

[CBHagman]

3. But would that be the Prius Canon in D?

:shrug:

How about Susan Boyle doing a cover of Tom Lehrer's "National Brotherhood Week"? (Sorry; it was the first thing that entered my mind...)

[Xipe Totec]

9. Awesome!

You made me waste a good slug of a screwdriver!

and stain my monitor again!

:rofl:

[old mark]

4. I can get Nancy a set of brass knuckles before the great event...nt

[Evoman]

5. Susan Boyle launched from a Canon, while in a Prius.

And while the car is going down in trajectory, she punches Nancy Walker AND Carrot-top.

:hide:

[Deja Q]

6. Hasn't Nancy Walker been dead since 1991?

:(

Died during the production of the second season of "True Colors" (FOX), in 1991. She was hilarious, as I recall...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Nancy Walker launching a Prius from a cannon into Carrot Top. -nt

[Xipe Totec]

8. Carrot top on an aircraft carrier catapult launcher

minus the aircraft.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. Or Carrot Top playing the role of the plane stopping wire, using just a catcher's mitt

Like a Bugs Bunny cartoon:


"I got it! I got it! I got it!"

FOOOOMF

"He got it alright."