Man Builds Chair That Tweets His Farts, Single-Handedly Justifies Twitter's Existence

[DS1]

You know those guys (and gals?) who are just, like, super proud of their farts? Thanks to this cool guy and Twitter, these assholes can indulge their disgusting habit without wrecking our noses.

Known Gentleman Randy Sarafan decided to make this office chair to help "accurately document and share life as it happens," which is as admirable a cause as there ever has been to open a Twitter account. The setup is surprisingly complex: A natural gas sensor does the sniffing; an Arduino does the thinking; an Squidbee wireless module does the communicating; Twitter does the sharing. It's a feat, to be sure.

http://i.gizmodo.com/5211135/man-builds-chair-that-tweets-his-farts-single+handedly-justifies-twitters-existence

[Bunny]

1. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!

[mainegreen]

2. So he's single?

[kimmerspixelated]

3. If not, that woman

must be a real stinker, too!(pardon the pun)... not too many women would admit to enjoying or putting up with such tomfoolery! If said woman does exist, I bet her name is Poots Duncan!


Really, one finds themselves scratching their head over this story!

[DS1]

4. What would really impress me is if it also posted a "You are being lied to about Pirates" link

at the same time

[mainegreen]

6. Does it have a 'rank this fart' feature?

If not, I say implement it in version 2

[AwakeAtLast]

5. Current Tweet (3 hrs ago)

"Someone please disassemble me"

:rofl: