How do you stop an elephant from using his credit card?

[Boojatta]

Take it away.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. This is the most logical thing you have ever produced.

[MilesColtrane]

2. It's just a statistical anomaly.

[Shell Beau]

3. Well damn!

[Lil Missy]

5. Please stop attacking me with the adorable pics of your daughter.

I'm having a hyperglycemic crisis.

;-)

[Shell Beau]

6. I get it daily! I am telling you it will be the death of me!

;)

Thanks!

[Lil Missy]

7. Seriously, she's adorable. You have every reason to be so proud.

:pals:

[Duer 157099]

4. Wrong!! Elephants have good memories, and thus have already memorized the number

and the little 3-digit code on the back, and the expiration date.

They can continue buying online til the cows come home!

Now why are cows coming home to elephants anyway?

[HopeHoops]

9. Ah, but they have trouble typing the numbers in on the keyboard!

So they mostly have to use their cell phones to place orders.

[Xipe Totec]

8. Shoot him n/t

[Arugula Latte]

10. Tape it to a mouse. The elephant will be afraid of the mouse, and jump on a chair to avoid it.

That's what cartoons tell me, anyway.

[MrCoffee]

11. I must be having a stroke or something

That made sense to me.