Haruka had to explain to my father what "teabagging" was

[LostinVA]

It was via text messaging, so the awkwardness level wasn't as bad as it could be.

She said,"Can I use 'balls" when I answer him?"

Me: "No."

And the Republicans complained about explaining the cigar to their kids.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. As if saying "scrotum" was less awkward than "balls"

[DarkTirade]

2. Both are actually kind of funny sounding, all meanings aside.

Balls. Scrotum. Teehee. :P

[LostinVA]

7. Tell me about ut

[MilesColtrane]

3. All you need is two words.

"nutsack pince-nez"

res ipsa loquitur

[NewJeffCT]

4. Why did she have to do it and not you?

just curious, you are his daughter after all...

[LostinVA]

8. They were texting about her crazy ex boss

And, how he is a crazy RWer, and he's leading the Teabagging protest in this area, and one thing lead to another.

[Yavin4]

5. That's A Very Difficult Concept To Explain In A Text Message

I'm very impressed.

[LostinVA]

10. She was going to email my mom what it was and let her explain it to him

But, he kept texting. Very impatient man.

[amyrose2712]

13. Only if you cant use balls.

[krispos42]

6. Just point him to Wikipedia

A fair amount of such things are on there, described in an appropriately dry and academic manner.


If that doesn't cut it... UrbanDictionary. They give... examples.

[LostinVA]

9. I think it's so funny wiki has that!

I'll send it to him. Thanks!

[cherish44]

11. I'm not sure what a non offensive term for balls would be

Family jewels maybe?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. LostinVA had me use "scrotum"

[skygazer]

14. Well, that sounds like a fun time

:rofl:

[Parche]

15. That Is Just Nuts

:woohoo: :hi: :hug:

Harrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuka