Relationship/Breakup lines

[qwertyMike]

From one of the many Blogs I have

Man- woman stuff:

I think we should see other people = I am already seeing someone else

We can still be friends = I won't remember you name a month from now

It's not you, it's me = It's YOU

You will always have a place in my heart = can we get this over with, FAST!

We should take a break = see #1

Call me any time if you need to talk = restraining order

You are so sensitive, I like that = I want a hairy bad boy with a prison tattoo and a butt-crack

I admire someone who has been in rehab = I prefer to go to the bar and meet wasted trash

I love you = I'mmmmm coming

Let's do lunch sometime = fuck off

I'm not looking for a relationship right now = I'm fuckin' desperate.

I'm quite happy with my life the way it is = I'm suicidal

Call me = I just gave you a false number

I have a good relationship = he only beats me on weekends

***** To end on a high note, sometimes "I Love You" means I Love You - Carpe Diem

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Hey I'm just in a playful mood - don't take offence

Mike