The Practical Joker of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

"So Colin tells me he spit on my burger before the cook brought it to me. But what I didn't tell him was that I took a dump in the dressing. Hey . . . is it great being president or what???? Wow."

[sasquatch]

1. Is it me or does he look hungover?

:beer::hangover:

[trumad]

2. Eat up boys because Halliburtons stiffing the folks who made this!

Halliburton has a multibillion-dollar contract to feed and house U.S. troops in Iraq. But there are problems. A food subcontractor that runs 10 percent of the dining facilities in Iraq claims it hasn’t been paid by Halliburton for months and is threatening to stop serving hot meals.

The company, Event Source, serves 100,000 meals a day in Iraq under a contract with a Halliburton subsidiary. vent Source claims Halliburton owes it $87 million, including payment for President Bush's Thanksgiving dinner with the troops.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4480796/

[cosmicdot]

3. what do you mean I remind you of breakfast, just not on a shingle?

[BringEmOn]

4. "Y'all come on over here for an re-enactment of "The Last Supper!"

[hughee99]

5. Can anyone spot the REAL turkey in this picture?