Tempted to start a betting pool: How long until CNN.com will...

[Rhythm]

post the story about the Vermont legislature overiding their Governor, and passing the same-sex marriage equality bill?

:ticking clock:

:crickets:

[dana_b]

1. never???

Obama is in Baghdad.... A litle girl's body has been found... there's something going on with the three police men in Philly... is Vermont even a state?? :sarcasm:

[motely36]

2. I think you mean Pittsburgh

:hi:

[dana_b]

3. oops - you're right!!

Pittsburgh - sorry! I know that's a big error in Pennsylvania. :blush:

:hi:

[Lavender Brown]

4. Meanwhile, there's about four different articles/videos about the Palins

:eyes:

[Rhythm]

5. ...and a press-conference about the Binghamton shooting

About which there will be NO investigation really, because the shooter's dead.

:eyes:

[Jamastiene]

6. I don't know. Has Madonna farted sideways in Zimbabwe this week?

That might become top news instead. Is there a blonde* sorority girl missing? See? Things like that take top priority with the vapid morans that run CNN and all the other (what passes for) news networks.

*For some reason, nobody cares when us brunettes go missing. We can rot in a cave and they'll never care. I don't know why that is.

[Rhythm]

8. unless...

**For some reason, nobody cares when us brunettes go missing. We can rot in a cave and they'll never care. I don't know why that is.*

Yep, unless the brunette in question was suspected of boinking a House rep... :hide:

[Jamastiene]

10. True that, especially since he was a Democrat.

They love to report that Democrats like to fuck. I mean, it seems they actually think THAT is news. Republicans hate to do it unless they are wearing diapers or fur suits. Democrats just like sex. They report that we like sex as news.

They tried their damnedest to pin that on Condit, the DINO, simply because he couldn't keep it in his pants. That sure covered up a lot of wretched Bush shenanigans, didn't it? They are so transparent with how they purposely cover everything but the real news.

[Rhythm]

11. Yeah... they hate that we're honest about our liking teh sex...

*sticks thumbs in ears, waggles fingers, and sticks tongue out*

[Jamastiene]

12. They are jealous of us.

:evilgrin:

[HopeHoops]

7. I don't know about CNN, but over at FOX...

they've got a report from Geraldo, LIVE FROM ARUBA!

[tekisui]

9. That wouldn't fit the 'radical activist judges' meme.

[Rhythm]

13. *** Time Stamp *** 2 hours, and still nothing on CNN

but the video about the kissing scene in the "hannah Montana" movie keeps on going strong...

[OmahaBlueDog]

14. If a blonde goes missing, it will be repoorted as a possible factor in the disappearance