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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:28 PM
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You Know What Burns my Ass ?
A little flame about this high off the ground.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:29 PM
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1. How tall are you?
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:30 PM
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2. Rags? n/t
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:30 PM
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3. Spicy food burns my ass.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:30 PM
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4. LOL !
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:30 PM
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5. Are you sitting on the stovetop again?
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:31 PM
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6. LOL...my little tribute to GD...where something seems to be bugging everyone lately.
Edited on Mon Apr-06-09 10:32 PM by RagAss
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 10:42 PM
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7. Heehee, that's good.
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 11:19 PM
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8. Yeah, stay off the gas ranges, especially if you're naked
It's not good to sit on a gas stove when you're naked...
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 11:44 PM
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9. Buelah should know. How are you, you wonderful witch?
:loveya: :hug:
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 04:50 AM
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14. Doin' just fine sweetie. I went to bed early last night. Up early today
Just now saw your posting. :hug: :loveya: :hi:
Yes, as a former Olympic champion stove sitter*, I DO know what I'm talking about.

*Please do not confuse with Olympic champion toilet sitter. That's a whole other ball o' wax!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-06-09 11:47 PM
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10. noted
*whew*
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 12:21 AM
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11. Sweet! I guessed that!
:rofl: :P
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 12:26 AM
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12. How are you, crimmy?
:hug: :hi:
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 01:29 AM
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13. Hemorrhoids?
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DemBones DemBones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 04:54 AM
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15. I first heard that joke in 1964. I'm older than dirt,

I guess.
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BlueCollar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 06:21 AM
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16. jalapenos? n/t
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vard28 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-07-09 07:17 AM
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17. Jack be nimble,
but not so quick. Jack burned his butt on the candlestick.

My dad taught me to say the nursery rhyme this way. My mom was mortified 'cause he'd prompt me to say it when we were out in public or in front of company.


:rofl:
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astral Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-09-09 07:08 AM
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18. "Chaps my ass" is the correct term.
Never say, "it burns my ass."

Always say, "THAT really CHAPS my ASS!!!!"
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