I feel like starting a lie

[libodem]

and just lyin' around the lounge seems like a nice place to start. Seems like the so called 'entertainers' of the news don't need any actual facts. The fact that they believe their own opinions seems to be enough to blow hard them out to any one who happens to be listening. Let me see...my rumor would be something like this...Guano Bleck, formerly known as Glenn Beck, has been called by his Church to be a Bishop. His 10% tithing is enormous, so he is on the short list. He has been under investigation by the Special Agent Church Spooks wing of LDS Security. They want to know if his Temple Recommend is current and free and clear of nasty allegations of womanizing, drug abuse, drinking, propagandizing against his own country which is the law of the land, and only paying tithing on the net instead of the gross of his income. See the church wants their 10% off the top before the taxes and Guano-boy has only been paying on the after tax amount. He owes the Church another $500,000 in back tithing and 5% more for the building fund. Bad-boy Bleck better pay up or he'll never make it into the Bishopric, the Quorum of 70, or be a Stake President. He could have such a huge captive audience to spread his special brand of paranoia if he'd just cough up that extra dough to that Socialist, 'everything I have is yours and everything that is yours is mine' pledge he made when he took out his Endowments. Guano, you naughty boy, get busy feeling guilty and pay back that extra 15% to the experiment in Each according to his need....Fuckface

[libodem]

1. Feel free to add to this story

I think we may have something for the Onion.

[libodem]

2. Nobody likes my story

I was going to chat with anyone who had comments but now I have to go clean the garage. So comment away, or not, I'll be back later to see if my story fell off the page. :)

[mzteris]

3. I hear Beck and Haggard are

actually "very good friends" . . .

[libodem]

9. Yes, according to the National Intruder

Bleckkk shares his Ritalin and Ted shares his penis.

[Lil Missy]

4. Wait? What?

[XemaSab]

5. I heard that he was shortlisted for the Second Anointing

but then his great-grandma was a Lamanite so he was considered unworthy. :popcorn:

[libodem]

8. And you heard right!

Right after he does 400 baptisms for the dead.

[graywarrior]

6. Here's mine

libodem is writing a book with absolutely NO paragraphs and it will be a top seller.

[libodem]

7. I love this truth

thank you for sharing. I think someday paragraphs will be my friend. I just learned about the magic of the enter key last year.

[graywarrior]

10. I want to type at DU with no caps, no punctuations and no paragraphs

in fact, i want to type in short hand...that would be so cool (for me)

[libodem]

12. I find this is the best way to engage

the interloping, lurking Freepers, they then believe one of their own has written a 'real' story. Then they may carry it back to the hive. And poison all of them with it. This lie needs legs.

[libodem]

13. YOU WOULD BE ACCUSED OF YELLING

[libodem]

11. And such as fate would have it

it is far to late to edit my vicious rumor story...

[libodem]

14. Okay then

you have forced me to hibernate the laptop and really go out to clean the garage, this time. Plot away without me.

[libodem]

16. Ahhh, no additions to my little story

come on.

[libodem]

15. So nobody wants to continue to elaborate

on my anti-hero, Guano Bleck? There is a novel in this somewhere friends and we should write it together. Should we not?

[libodem]

17. I just wanted to reiterate my silly point

that in the Bible (of course I'm not sure which book of the new testament) it goes on and on about each according to their own need, and everyone helps everyone else out, etc. Now, this developed into a bit of Marxist theory, that everyone in the community gets a piece of the pie. We all work, we compile the dough, we hand it back out, especially if you are sick, an orphan, a widow, a cripple. It's Christian, too. We do unto others, we love our neighbor as our selves, we say that God is love. But not to Bleck.

(A new paragraph for Greywarrier) Bleck has been on a big Obama = Socialist Programs, that will hurt the rich. The thing is the LDS Church to which he belongs, is also part of that Christian belief system that when you go to the Temple you pledge that all you have belongs to the Church and that if you are down and out the Church, might put you to work in the Stake cannery putting up green beans, and all those cases of green beans to Salt Lake City, and then they go back out to the individual Bishops' Store Houses, and it as I say, you lose your job, the Church will let you go to the store house and pick out some groceries. They might even help you with rent until you get back on your feet. Of course you will feel guilty and unworthy.

This may be Guano's point, be a church member and they will take care of you, don't depend on the government. But in a way a Church is a bit of a microcosm of a government. It's made of of smaller jig-saw pieces that form together to make a whole puzzle. It's not the end of the world. It works for church and it works for governments.

Sorry, I'm sure I have lost all of your attention by now. I just hate Batshit Boy. And I hate how he attacks government programs that might help people get ahead. I hate that it's okay to have Socialism for Corporations and Churchs but not for 'THE PEOPLE'.

Your Bud,
Libodem

PS...I love you guys.