I posted this as soon as I found that a new one is out - NEW CHICK TRACK - WOOHOO

[LynneSin]

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1048/1048_01.asp?wpc=1048_01.asp&wpp=a

[Blue_Tires]

1. "My iPod?!?"

classic

[MrCoffee]

2. Which of you are part of Satan's "rotten crowd"?

I want a show of hands.

[Chan790]

4. ...

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

5. I want my drugs, booze and STD's!!!

Satan doesn't tolerate slackers, Chan790.

[Chan790]

6. I'll pass on the STDs and Bulimia, thanks.

Sex, drugs, booze, sleep. I've got plenty to share.

[Dr. Strange]

7. I love that album!

[Iggo]

11. .

:hi:

[LostinVA]

16. Teh Gays and Ragdoll cats

[MrCoffee]

17. yeah, thanks for nothing on that one, freeper.

that could have been the deciding question.

[LostinVA]

18. I was honestly very proud of you

You did very well, and didn't seem the least bit nervous. We DVRed you and everything, and I told everyone at work someone I know was on "Jeopardy."

Just a warning: Midlo thinks you're a handsome devil. Be :scared:

[Shell Beau]

3. Oh fun!!

:bounce:

[flvegan]

8. I'm handing this out at Halloween!

[MrCoffee]

9. :thumbsup:

Hire a 16 year old Mexican girl to hand them out for you.

[Iggo]

13. If that's a reference to some other Lounge joke...

...don't tell it to me yet.

As a stand-alone throwaway line, that one's hard to beat.

[jmowreader]

10. Chick better hope no one actually reads Matthew 25

The passage Chick uses to send people to Hell (a lot of preachers get this treatment in Chick's world) is from the parable of the sheep and the goats, where Jesus sends a lot of people like Jack Chick straight to Hell. Chick preaches a faith-only salvation, and Matthew 25 condemns it.

[LynneSin]

15. That's because Chick isn't doing what Jesus does but what Paul says

and Paul was the very first Christian Fundamentalist. Personally, it's shameful they call themselves 'Christians' when they are more like Paulists - convert or rot in hell mentality

:grr:

[trof]

12. Um...it's 'tract'.

Track is an entirely different thing.
:-)

[XemaSab]

14. He ripped this one off of "The Golden Compass"

:eyes:

[gmoney]

19. Wow, you can get the box set of 100 for just $14.95... tempting (eom)

[arcadian]

20. Somebody exploded a pack of chick tracks on street corner in D.C. during Obama's inauguration.

They were everywhere. I picked up some of the undamagaed ones and saved a couple of them. It was the classic, "This Was Your Life".