Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it

[Liberal_in_LA]

http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/03/30/woman-has-sex-with-pine-cone-needs-surgery-to-remove-it/

Woman has sex with pine cone, needs surgery to remove it

Serbian woman is recovering from a painful operation after doctors removed from her vagina a large pine cone.

Mirjana Gavaric of Belgrade underwent the 2-hour operation after surgeons said it appeared the woman tried to have sex with the seed pod, according to The Sun.

Dr. Sava Bojovic said the woman, whose age was not released, was “lonely” and unfortunately, the pine cone “got stuck” when she tried to remove it.

No other information was available.

[Jamastiene]

1. I'm pretty kinky and sometimes pretty lonely too.

The thought of using one of those never curred to me. Come to think of it, no matter how kinky and lonely I am, I don't think it ever will either. :wow:

[Heidi]

2. "No other information was available."

No worries. That was more than enough information for me. :rofl:

Mornin', Liberal_in_LA! :hi:

[Liberal_in_LA]

4. Mornin', well still night here. :-)

[MrScorpio]

3. I say let's start a crusade to ship mercy dildos to Serbia, post haste

It's the humane thing to do

[Liberal_in_LA]

5. lol n/t

[MrScorpio]

6. If she had wrapped that puppy, she wouldn't have had those problems

Remember, ladies and germs, condoms are your friends!

[Solly Mack]

7. They gave her name but not her age?

Did they think telling her age would be telling too much? lol

[Mari333]

8. this gives a whole new meaning to the term 'tree hugger'. ouch. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Ow.

[datasuspect]

10. i volunteer to single-handedly eliminate this loneliness among the women of serbia

[Marrah_G]

11. ummm ouch??????

Did she live in a cave where there was nothing smooth available???????

[Orrex]

12. Maybe she was pining for a lost love?

Or looking for a way to spruce up her sex life?

[kentauros]

13. Or pining for the fjords.

Hell, even a dead parrot would have been better

[DemBones DemBones]

15. And couldn't cedar forest fir the trees, if yew

know what I mean.

[KamaAina]

24. Oh, quit needling the poor soul

:P

[Blue_Tires]

14. yeah.... hot

if she put it on video, she could have at least recouped her doctor's bill

[Iggo]

16. Not once have I had to amputate my hand.

Just sayin'.

[old mark]

17. Might line up for a little psychotherapy later, too....nt

[Rosie1223]

18. A whole new meaning to "going green"

[rurallib]

19. good thing they got it out before it started to root.

[jeff30997]

20. Lol!

I just imagined her in 20 years trying to walk.:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

21. What part of the pinecone was supposed to feel good?

They hurt to pick up with your hands sometimes!

[guitar man]

22. they should have left it in there

really, some people should not reproduce. :rofl:

[Lil Missy]

23. Ow!

[Schema Thing]

25. What, no jokes about "pine fresh scent"?