I need some creative and humorous suggestions for the new Comment Box at the bar.

[Lil Missy]

I haven't been there for weeks, but the owner told me the bossy and pushy employee (the narcissist) insisted on putting one up. Now when she doesn't get her way she puts her own suggestions in and pretends they are from someone else.

I want to put some wild and weird ones in there. One I have written up so far that is to put liquor in spray bottles and spray each others armpits. Then lick each others armpits and guess what kind of booze it is.

You get the idea.

She's usually there and I hope to see her check them while I'm there tonight.

:evilgrin:

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. "Fire the narcissist"

[Lil Missy]

3. She'd be gone if it were up to me. She did get fired last summer

for sexually harrassing a new bartender and trashing the owners. She came storming back in and caused a major scene with the shouting and pounding her fists. They had to call the Police to get her out. But they just hired her back. *groan*

If my kid ever acted like she did and does he'd been sitting in time out for a month.

[Bucky]

2. serve green beer all year round

(I nearly typed "all reay yound" -- don't ask me why)

[Lil Missy]

4. Ooooh, that'sa good one. I think I'll suggest blue. Then a tomato beer would be purple?

[AwakeAtLast]

5. Request a sushi bar

No - DEMAND it.

Sushi and drunk people - what could possibley go wrong? :evilgrin:

[Lil Missy]

6. I also suggested shelled peanuts and walnuts, and to save the bartender from wiping up the bar,

we could just brush all the shells onto the floor.

[HopeHoops]

7. Oh, I have so got some of those....

Demand "Topless Bartender Tuesday" - doesn't matter if it is a male or female bartender.

Thursday is "NO PANTS WONDER DAY!"

Free, and unlimited, garlic stuffed olives for at least an hour a day

Move the urinal from the mens room to the womens room.

Lounge lizards should be tagged on the ear like sheep

"NEW CUP! NEW CUP! Everyone move down a seat!" should be called out at random at least once a night.

Top shelf vodka should be the ONLY kind allowed in the well.

Employees who put their own suggestions in the suggestion box need to wear all red clothing on Wednesday, including underwear (if they have it on).

Anyone who mentions "Sham Wow" should be force-fed six shots of tequila and then thrown out of the bar - while the cops are being called.

All Narwhals should be given free drinks.

The tap heads should be rearranged at random at least once a day to see if anyone notices.

Any TV displaying any FOX Noise programming should be subjected to an immediate projectile vomiting contest - with it as the target

And finally: This bar MUST comply with international law which specifies that all martini olives must be at least 2cm x 3cm or the drink must be served free of charge.

[baldguy]

8. "Help! I'm being held hostage in a comment box factory!"

[flvegan]

9. Rochambeau Night

[arbusto_baboso]

10. Flaming drinks. Fire and drunk people are always a good mix.

[Lil Missy]

11. ooooh, that's an excellent suggestion, LOL!

[Lil Missy]

12. I have quite a few written up. I still have an hour left before I take off.

[no name no slogan]

13. "Widen the hole"

Write "widen the hole" on a card that's too wide for the slot and stick it in there.

[Roon]

14. I have read some of your comments from our comment box

and some of them were outrageous! I mean, really!! Why drag my Mother into this?