$25 Rooster Booster shorts guard against "shrinkage"

[underpants]

New Men's Swimsuit Guards Against 'Shrinkage'
http://weirdnews.about.com/b/2009/03/23/new-mens-swimsuit-guards-against-shrinkage.htm

"Shrinkage" -- that age-old age-old problem of guys worrying about their manhood looking diminished after taking a swim -- might be solved. Introducing the "Rooster Booster" -- a $25 lycra bathing suit with a pocket in the crotch.

In the pocket, a guy inserts a breathable foam padding. The manufacturer claims it not only guards against shrinkage, it also keeps a man warm in a spot where he never wants to feel ice cold.

"No one wants to look at the frightened turtle when a guy gets out of the water," designer Michael Yarwood tells my friends at FlashNews. "Every girl will tell you, a wet male crotch dressed in lycra in not attractive.”

[Marrah_G]

1. ......... ......... hahahahahahahahahahaha

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[mikeytherat]

2. Falsies for men! When a foil-wrapped cucumber just won't do!

We've come a long way, baby.

mikey_the_rat