Uh, Ahem

[MrScorpio]

Oh nothing. Just clearing my throat.

[salinen]

1. Could you do it quietly?

It's so annoying.

[MrScorpio]

2. If you think that's annoying, just wait until I start scratching

nt

[JVS]

3. That reminds me of a joke

[MrScorpio]

4. Can you remind me of one too? I'm one short.

nt

[JVS]

5. So this old drunk is at a bar

and he's out of money, but still wants to drink. So he tells the bartender that if he gives him 6 shots of whiskey, he'll fart dixie. The bartender is interested and decides to give him the whisky. So the drunk drinks the whiskey, stands up on the bar, drops his pants and shits right on the bar. The bartender yells at him and asks him what the hell he thinks he's doing. The drunk replies, "Every great singer prepares by clearing his throat"

[salinen]

6. JVS

that joke is so old, the last time I heard it I was walking my dinosaur.

[JVS]

7. It's still a good joke

Would you like a different one?

[salinen]

8. Yes please.

[MrScorpio]

9. Sure. Bring it on.

nt