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[DS1]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/1086769102.html

Now casting Music Video for “I Wanna Be Your Thong” (Lower East Side)
Reply to: [e-mail]
Date: 2009-03-22, 2:36PM EDT


Epileptic/Arson Productions is now casting actors and actresses for a music video called: “I Wanna Be Your Thong” by the illest up and coming rap artist: “Ghetto Blood Drinka”.

The premise of the video is a fictitious porno film shoot called “Inter-racial Creamfest Orgie 5”. A line of 30-40 of the dopest bitches and hoes are waiting to give oral pleasure to “GBD” in order to get cast in the film when all of a sudden the dopest of the dope, flyest, sweet-ass she-honey appears on her knees before “GBD” causing him to break into song and perform his new single called “I Wanna Be Your Thong”.


We need the best looking bitches and g’s the streets have to offer. You must be willing to T-bag and bottom from the top and dance experience is a plus. Free food and crunk juice will be supplied for the video shoot in Queens at the end of April.
Send your head and body shots to [e-mail].

For more info on other Epileptic/Arson productions please visit: COPBAR.TV

[sniffa]

1. MTV will be all over this

This is beyond brilliant.

[Eyerish]

2. "Free food and crunk juice..."

Well that sealed the deal for me! :rofl:

[mikeytherat]

4. Yeah. It seemed kind of crass and icky until I got to that part.

Free sammiches and crunk juice? Well, anyone who would offer up free food, and copious amounts of a too-be-determined adult libation of some sort, could not be nearly as base (and rather banal) as he appears. I'm in!

:rofl:

mikey_the_rat

[DS1]

3. btw, what's "bottom from the top"?

:blush:

[mainegreen]

5. Is that written in ebonics?