My Pet Can Kick You PEEVE'S ASS!

[matcom]

hands down!

Pumpkin will DESTROY YOU ALL!

[curse10]

1. Shut up, asshole!! You know my pet yak can take you, your pet, and your

peeves!!!!!!!! NYAH!!!

[matcom]

3. Flattery gets you EVERYWHERE friend

:P

Pumpkin is the ORIGINAL Calico Cat! she will single-handedly bring ASHKKKROFT to his KNEES!

all bow before the POWERFUL PUMPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[curse10]

5. LMAO

**bows to pumpkin**

[VelmaD]

2. *snort*

I literally just snorted pecan pie all over the keyboard. I really needed that belly laugh. You always manage to make me laugh about the absurdities of this place. YOU ROCK!!!

:loveya:

[DS1]

4. My Peeve is ALL ASS!! Which would leave your pet confused and whimpering

[matcom]

6. SCOFF!!

you wouldn't know an ASS if it kicked you in the BACKSIDE!!!

:bounce:

[DS1]

9. lemmie tell ~you~ about kickin backside!

[matcom]

11. careful MIDGIT!!

or i won't invite you to the annual DU MATCOM BBQ!! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you sir, have spanked me like NO OTHER!

PROUD NOW??

*matcom thinks NOT*

:D

[DS1]

12. then I'll be forced to get friendly with your neighbors and

fling poo at your party while swinging on their christmas lights!

lit!

in the day!

in July!

[salinen]

7. Polly Princess

my Pet Peeve, will pee and poop all over your Puny Pumpkin Penis.

[matcom]

8. at least MY penis is CIRCUMSIZED!!

or....err.....maybe TMI for THIS thread :D

[salinen]

10. O.K. you win.

Done in by a scrap of skin again, dammit!

[TXlib]

13. I'm gettin' out my chainsaw!

You're ALL gonna get a chainsaw circumcision!

(Yes, even you, Velma!)

*VAA VAA VANANANANANA*

[ldf]

15. MY penis is CIRCUMSIZED

i'm SO sorry. i think you should sue your parents.

but that's ok. i mean, since you're not ALL there, we will cut you some slack. (pun intended) :-)

[MAlibdem]

14. The 115lb Sheeba-ba-beeba begs to differ

Mastiff-German Shepard Mix...survived a night in the woods with a massive gash on her paw in subzero temperatures and six inches of snow on the ground. She was still bleeding when we found her, and recovered in less than a day, though she has stitches and staples in to close the wound for 3 weeks.

[Zomby Woof]

16. ASSHOLE!!!

:P