I am sitting in a coffee shop

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

and nobody is playing loud, pretentious music. No small children are running around screaming. Nobody is wearing a douchey-looking Bluetooth earpiece. Nobody is breastfeeding a baby, talking too loudly on a cell phone, hard-selling Jesus or smoking. There is some bad art on the walls and people are apparently still willing to pay $4 for foo-foo coffee drinks. But other than that I have nothing to complain about.

They have ruined my afternoon.

[TZ]

1. Suggestion..

Go up to a random person and say loudly "BITE ME!" That ought to make your day..:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

2. You should have brought one of your cats.

You coulda thrown it at someone to get the party started! :hi:

[tigereye]

3. are people arguing about Krugman?

:rofl:

[arcadian]

4. Are you with in eye shot of an Olive Garden?

Check Mapquest for the closest one.

[Bertha Venation]

5. Well, it's been a while since someone complained about . . .

feral cats vs wild birds. Complain about that!