Anyone have a suitable epitaph in mind for themselves?

[BikeWriter]

My epitaph will have to be humorous. Who wants to go out on a somber note? The best I've written so far, I think, is one I have included in an erotic fantasy I've been working on. After an exhausting bout of lovemaking the character says, "Tell Ma and Pa and the boys back at the ranch I fought right up to the end!"

[Midlodemocrat]

1. I told you I was sick.

[BikeWriter]

2. ROFLMFAO! Oh yes, that one is a classic!

[Droopy]

3. We are assembled here today to honor Droopy

He got laid once. Yes, it's true. Droopy didn't die a virgin.

Beers in the basement after the funeral.

[BikeWriter]

4. Ooh, that's a good one! At a recent funeral I attended the man's...

Son and Daughter, Neices and Nephews all got up and danced to a honky tonk tune! "This is the way Dad wanted it," they said.

[jeff30997]

5. The surgeon was drunk.

Or:



:scared:

[AllentownJake]

6. He always said no matter what he did in life it wasn't going to have a happy ending

[datasuspect]

7. Here Lies Data Phineas Suspect

He Hauled Ass
And Got Paid

[amitten]

8. Well, there ya go. n/t

[Doc_Technical]

9. Hey, I'm out-a-here!

[Critters2]

10. "Thank God THAT's over!" nt