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oshyposhy (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:54 AM Original message |
Some tool face just called here looking for my girlfriend |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:55 AM Response to Original message |
1. your midget girlfriend! |
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oshyposhy (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:56 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. sorry, you can put your heels on! |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:57 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. but you always complain about the heel marks on your shoulders! |
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bluesbassman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:59 AM Response to Reply #2 |
7. Just make sure you leave your hat on... |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:56 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. sir sir |
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oshyposhy (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:57 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. OMFG! IT WAS YOU! |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:58 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Yeah farm grrl |
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oshyposhy (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 01:59 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. speak english |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:00 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. i am |
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oshyposhy (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:01 AM Response to Reply #9 |
10. dood, take your grill out if you want to talk to me |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:02 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. take the d*ck out yo mouth |
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oshyposhy (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:03 AM Response to Reply #11 |
12. *spits out the fig newton* |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:04 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. but newtons are fruit and cake! |
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oshyposhy (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:06 AM Response to Reply #14 |
17. NEWSFLASH! |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:04 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. that wasnt a fig newton.. |
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mcctatas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:04 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. it is tatas |
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PaddyBlueEyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-22-09 02:05 AM Response to Reply #13 |
16. my tatas |
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