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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:54 AM
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Some tool face just called here looking for my girlfriend
Yeah, well I told him I was gonna chop his arm of and stick it up his butt.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:55 AM
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1. your midget girlfriend!
bitch :grr:
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:56 AM
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2. sorry, you can put your heels on!
WINK
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:57 AM
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4. but you always complain about the heel marks on your shoulders!
*wink*
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bluesbassman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:59 AM
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7. Just make sure you leave your hat on...
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:56 AM
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3. sir sir
im an innocent michigander..
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:57 AM
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5. OMFG! IT WAS YOU!
I would recognize that yorkie font anywhere!
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:58 AM
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6. Yeah farm grrl
i got yr yorkie font right here..
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 01:59 AM
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8. speak english
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:00 AM
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9. i am
you from da loo..
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:01 AM
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10. dood, take your grill out if you want to talk to me
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:02 AM
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11. take the d*ck out yo mouth
if you wanna talk to me.....or is it tata?
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:03 AM
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12. *spits out the fig newton*
better?
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:04 AM
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14. but newtons are fruit and cake!
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oshyposhy Donating Member (596 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:06 AM
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17. NEWSFLASH!
you are a bit fruity. and prolly cake like as well.
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:04 AM
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15. that wasnt a fig newton..
baby.
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mcctatas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:04 AM
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13. it is tatas
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PaddyBlueEyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-22-09 02:05 AM
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16. my tatas
?
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