Ladies: If THE Abe Lincoln came back in a time machine and propositioned you...
LostInAnomie
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Sat Mar-21-09 11:35 PM
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Poll question: Ladies: If THE Abe Lincoln came back in a time machine and propositioned you...
... to a night of passionate love making, what would you do?
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Sat Mar-21-09 11:38 PM
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1. He already had a beard.
Thanks to the "History" channel, I now know that Honest Abe was a total 'mo.
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Sat Mar-21-09 11:40 PM
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2. He's propositioning you though.
That has to count for something in furthering his "hetero" cred.
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Sat Mar-21-09 11:47 PM
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4. While I have a well-known weakness for tall, skinny guys*, we all know I hate facial hair**,
Republicans***, omnis,**** and the undead.***** * clearly I'm flexible on this one ** this too *** some principles I have to stick with **** see above ***** well zombies anyhow, vampires are hot
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Sat Mar-21-09 11:44 PM
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3. I was just talking to one of my neighbors and he said I should turn on that
History channel show. So-o, the first Republican President was homosexual. Are Freeper heads 'sploding now, or is it just another accute case of indignation? :P
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Sat Mar-21-09 11:56 PM
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5. Wouldn't Abe Be Cowering In Fear
from the giant steel birds flying in the sky?
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Sun Mar-22-09 01:53 AM
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6. I would advise caution.
Edited on Sun Mar-22-09 02:07 AM by MilesColtrane
The stovepipe hat was not named for it's appearance, but for a particular physical attribute of Lincoln.
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