Higgins High School teacher arrested after allegedly masturbating in classroom

[KamaAina]

The real story here: Higgins High School is not in Florida! Rather, it's in Jefferson Parish across the river from New Orleans...

http://www.nola.com/news/index.ssf/2009/03/higgins_teacher_arrested_for_a.html

A teacher at a Marrero high school has been arrested after authorities say he was caught masturbating in a classroom by students and another teacher Wednesday. He was suspended without pay....

Lehrman is an English teacher at L.W. Higgins High School on Lapalco Boulevard, said Beth Branley, a spokeswoman for the Jefferson Parish public school district. He was hired through the Teach for America program and had worked at the school since August. She said no other complaints have been lodged against him.

According to an arrest report, three students and a substitute teacher saw Lehrman masturbating in his classroom Wednesday about 8 a.m.

When Lehrman was questioned by deputies, he admitted exposing himself, but said he was applying lotion because of a medical condition, according to a news release from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office. He then admitted that he masturbated, according to the arrest report. Lehrman has no prior criminal record, according to authorities.

"Like, omigod, I've got Mr. Lehrman for English, and he is SUCH a jagoff..." :rofl:

[TommyO]

1. I guess not only will he have a criminal record

but he has guaranteed himself a place on the Louisiana Sexual Offenders Registry.

[KamaAina]

2. And possibly a Senate seat as well

[DS1]

3. I wonder what the nuns would rap

[geardaddy]

4. Why did the post his address in the article

:wtf:

[KamaAina]

8. Public record

he isn't a minor or anything.

Besides, it's New Orleans. Maybe he wants the publicity. :eyes:

[geardaddy]

9. lol

maybe.

[SoxFan]

21. This being New Orleans, it could be a good career move

[Turbineguy]

15. So repubs can drive

over to his house and peek through the window.

[TK421]

5. There is a really awesome joke here somewhere....

but someone else will "beat" me to it

[KamaAina]

7. We may have a new euphemism

alongside "beating the bishop", "flogging the dolphin", "punishing Percy in the palm", etc.

He was "preparing his lesson plan"!

[TK421]

10. Or planning on a "pop quiz"

[DarkTirade]

25. I don't think he was planning anything, but something came up.

[geardaddy]

11. Jerkin the Lehrman?

[lutefisk]

12. sharpening the pencil . . . clapping the eraser . . . individualized instruction?. . . nt

[TK421]

18. I was actually thinking "study hall"

[nomorenomore08]

6. It's those Teach for America kids... Can't trust 'em...

:hide:

[UndertheOcean]

13. That was stupid

[edbermac]

14. So did they discharge him?

After he discharged himself? :7

[petronius]

16. At least he wasn't giving some student an oral exam

Poor guy - being fired is probably the least of his punishment. He's gonna need to go in the Witness Protection Program to get away from this story...

[AlCzervik]

17. It put the lotion on it's skin.

[mockmonkey]

19. No Orgasm left behind n/t

[KamaAina]

20. Update: Lehrman is malaka of the day!

http://adrastos.blog-city.com/malaka_of_the_day_some_teacher_in_marrero.htm

I'm not usually this literal when awarding malaka dishonors (malaka = wanker, jagoff -Ed.) but this headline at NOLA.com caught my eye: Higgins teacher arrested after allegedly masturbating in classroom. Repeat after me: Ewwww.

edit: Ewwww.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

22. Boy, the trouble you can get into for raising your hand in class.

:)

[SeattleGirl]

23. Well, it makes sense. I mean, the other hand was obviously busy.

:hide:




:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

24. That's it!

See? I need to rub lotion on me several times a day. That means I'm not going blind or to Hell after all. :think:

[old mark]

26. At my age, that's just checkin' on it

to see if it still works.

Science, sort of...


:rofl: (there is no jerk-off smilie?)

mark

[peekaloo]

27. Good thing it wasn't Henry Higgins High School.

repeat after me: to jerk the gherk is mainly for the squirt.

[cherish44]

28. English teacher eh?

He probably was trying to correct a dangling participle?