BOOMERS! BOOMERS! BOOMERS!

[Lil Missy]

And I don't mean generation X, you silly fucks!

I mean thunder and lightning!

The dog is in conference with the cats right now. I fear what they must be plotting.

I am concerned they would try to steal my identity, but I have my Internet access password protected.

I'm not sure, maybe they are all going to make carefully choreographed maneuvers to trip me if I gotta pee.

I don't trust them. They cuddle up with me at night, as if to draw me in their snare.

:scared:

[Heidi]

1. I thought this was gonna lead to a chorus of "Boomer SOONER."

Thank you for not doing that to me.

:*

[Lil Missy]

2. As in an Oklahoma chant? The boomer sooners? Seriously? I'm a Nebraska fan!

Nebraska and Oklahoma are mortal enemies! But you know that.

Is that what you meant? Whew! Trying to get me disowned? They forgive me for being a liberal. But a boomer sooner fan? I'd be ostracized for life!

BTW,
:*

[TZ]

3. You get alot of boomers out there don't you.

Glad me and my two tstorm phobic kitties don't live out there...:scared:

[Lil Missy]

5. Not usually. Just recently.

We're supposed to get 3 days of storms starting Sunday again. No matter to me, I could sleep through a bomb.

But that is when my pets conspire against me. They've already had a conference today. I think they are already practicing the moves.

I'm certain they are plotting to kill me now. They only pretend to be adorable at night, and cuddle on me, just to trap me in the snare. I'm very sure of this.

[TZ]

11. I caught one of mine tasting me last night..

She was licking my arm to see if it was edible...:scared:

[Lil Missy]

13. Oh God! I had not considered that!

Mine are not tasting me, YET!

But the pooch does kisser me sometimes. Could he be prepping me?

He acts all friendly and loveable and shit. I am starting to see the pattern now. That little bastige!

And sometimes he jumps into bed to cuddle with me. It's all part of the "plan"! To trick me! I can see it all too clearly now.

Just to be extra safe, I'm hiding my charge cards tonight.

[ipfilter]

4. SOONER! SOONER! SOONER!

Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner, Boomer Sooner
Boomer Sooner, OK U!

Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, Oklahoma
Oklahoma, OK U!

I'm a Sooner born
and Sooner bred
and when I die,
I'll be Sooner dead

Rah Oklahoma, Rah Oklahoma
Rah Oklahoma, OK U!

[Lil Missy]

6. You are now dead to me.

:eyes:

[guitar man]

7. Hey, Them's Fightin' Words!!!

:rofl:

:hi:

[ipfilter]

14. 79-16-7

If OSU wins every game for the next 63 years the series will be tied.

:rofl:

:hi:

[TommyO]

8. I like boomers too

Both thunderstorms, and these:

[Lil Missy]

9. Not interested. Unattractive, and way too young.

Boring.

[TommyO]

10. Nor am I, playing for the other team, but I do like Battlestar Galactica

[Lil Missy]

12. I didn't know that. I don't watch BG.