How long will THIS one last?

[CatWoman]

Now, to the important things. Yesterday Geraldo Rivera got married. Again. The fifth time. That makes him one up on Liza. However, he's still three away from Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fortensky.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/cindy.htm

[GOPisEvil]

1. Geez. A 32-year difference in ages?

Yeah, no problems will arise out of this marriage. :eyes: I have to wonder about what people see in the people they marry. I mean, if someone's been married once, no problem - maybe they were young, or just married the wrong person, whatever. Twice, OK, maybe you can repeat certain errors. But, come on, he's been married FOUR OTHER TIMES. As what point do you decide that maybe Geraldo SUCKS at being married? :shrug:

Oh well...live and let live, I guess. In the grand scheme of things, who cares?

[supernova]

5. Certain people

are impervious to the art of self-reflection. Witness Geraldo. So they just repeat the same mistakes over and over and over.

He'll be happy w/ her until she grows up and becomes a person in her own right.

[underpants]

2. Wait 'til he finds out her brothers are skinheads

:scared:

[CatWoman]

3. are you serious?

[underpants]

6. No he just has a bad record with them

:bounce:

[CatWoman]

7. oh, yeah -- got it

*watch out for flying chairs, Geraldo*

*cover your nose*!!!!!!!

:evilgrin:

[AWD]

4. Still waiting to see him

...kneeling down, showing her his "troop movement" into her "no-fly zone".

[NewYorkerfromMass]

8. I know someone who dated Revolto

apparently he is quite the jerk.

[JVS]

9. She's 28, hardly in puberty

He should have married an 18 year old. In four years she'll be half his age which is too much. If he married an 18 year old she wouldn't be half his age until he's 84.

Edit: oops, my bad i didn't realize thea sixth meant the next wife, not this one.