My daughter wants me to buy her a guinea pig so she can name it

[mcctatas]

"Biggus Dickus", curse you Monty Python!!!!!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

1. OUTFECKINGSTANDING

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

3. the bot has some weird ideas

:crazy:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

4. she's amazing

she graduated to co favorite tonight....

[redqueen]

2. I thought that was Mel Brooks.

I must be sleepy.

[RiffRandell]

5. Cute, but we have a no rodents rule in our house.

No fish or reptiles, either. I'm stuck with 2 cats and a lazy, sweet yellow lab.

The outside cat (gasp!) breaks the rodent rule sometimes.

[Tommy_J]

6. Oh don't get a male guinea pig

They can act so arrogant and demanding. Females are sweet. There is something totally hilarious about arrogant guinea pigs though.

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

14. mine tries to intimidate me when it is Vitamin C time

He chatters his teeth, puffs himself up and rocks his butt back and forth - absolutely pathetic and adorable at the same time .

[Tommy_J]

15. Thats hilarious

I can just picture it. Actually, we've had a couple of males and they were great pets. Females were sweet but seldom hilarious.

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. 'Okay — if I can rename you Incontinentia Buttocks.'

Problem solved.

[Inchworm]

9. Glad to see you

jest sayin...

:hi:

[mcctatas]

10. I am soooooo not getting remarried to a guinea pig

:eyes:


:hi:

[ThomCat]

8. That name goes so much better with a pet dog.

:P

[jobycom]

11. Buy her a stuffed narwhal instead.

[mcctatas]

12. Fecking Narwal's!

an abomination against nature, just like those damn platypuses!

[no name no slogan]

13. Be sure to get two of them

That way, she can name the other one "Incontinentia Buttocks"

ON EDIT: Just saw Oedi's post. Drat.
(shakes tiny, balled up fist upthread)