And Now... A list of people who could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

[TheMightyFavog]

1. NPR's Carl Kassel (Don't let the NPR thing fool you, Kassel is one badass motorscooter.)
2. Samuel L. Motherfuckin' Jackson
3. Vin Diesel
4. Bruce Lee (Actually did kick his ass in Way of the Dragon)
5. Charles Bronson
6. Telly Savalas
7. Steve McQueen
9. Lee Marvin
10. Jim Brown
11. Skittles
12. Jackie Chan
13. Jet Li
14. Sonny Chiba
15. Denis Leary
16. Your Average FDNY firefighter
17. flvegan


Feel free to add your own!

[DS1]

1. Kimbo Slice!

:D

[geardaddy]

A FUCKIN NARWHAL FUCK YEAH!!!!1!

:hide:

[AlCzervik]

2. Lee Van Cleef.

[TheMightyFavog]

4. The Master Ninja himself!

How could I forget Lee Van Cleef?

[Richardo]

3. Barack Obama

[geardaddy]

5. Al Franken

Paul Wellstone

[TheMightyFavog]

6. More!

Clint Eastwood
Wesley Clark
Jack LaLane

[FloridaJudy]

7. Helen Thomas and Molly Ivins

The pen is mightier than the nunchucks.

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Skittles isn't ranked first?? How can that be?

[underpants]

9. Tim Tebow???

If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

http://www.tebowzone.com/facts/

Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Tim Tebow has been to Mars. That’s why there’s no life on Mars.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

[Ikonoklast]

10. Most random people whose names I could pick out of a phone book.

I hate to say it but, Time gets us all and Chuck Norris, no matter how good a shape he's in, is no longer a spring chicken.

His movie badass days are long behind him.

[snooper2]

11. Gordon Ramsey

:)

[RandomThoughts]

12. A few more.

Martin Luther King Jr.
Gandhi
Mother Teresa
White Rose Kids
Abolitionists
Lovers of peace

And millions others, only known to the one that matters.


On a side note, I am sure Chuck Norris is not all bad, but his comment was just so ridiculous. And in truth he is equal to all people I mentioned, after all we are all equal under a certain perspective.

There are examples of his good heart, when Chuck Norris was asked to be an announcer for cage matches with few rules, I think it became the mixed martial arts thing on tv, he said he did not want to because he thought the lack of rules would injure contestants, just one example of him showing caring first. Almost a metaphor for why properly elected officials based on societal rules, and how morale rules of caring for others is done to lessen societal suffering, because people suffer in society without societal rules inforced by moral thoughts that protect the least in society.

But still, his comment is just too funny not to laugh about it.

[Lars39]

13. The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM

[TheMightyFavog]

14. R. Lee Ermey.

How did I Forget about him?

[azmouse]

15. Michele Obama

[RandomThoughts]

16. Bugger from revenge of the Nerds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JprubgAoEoQ

Even two sevens beat Chuck Norris.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzAJs7NutM

[DevonRex]

17. My son, the lacrosse goalie and part-time bouncer.

[Initech]

18. Tyler Durden

[rcrush]

19. Gina Carano

[deucemagnet]

20. This emo kid.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

21. Don't forget this fella

Meep meep!

[bullwinkle428]

22. I'd put my money on Jeff Monson...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Monson

[DarkTirade]

23. Hell, I probably could.

I'd feel bad about it afterwards though. He's getting old and frail. I fight dirty, and at his age it'd take a while for him to heal. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even someone who has butchered the art of cinema and is a crazy freeptard like him.

[Greyskye]

24. Ivanova

"Ivanova is always right.
I will listen to Ivanova.
I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations.
Ivanova is god.
And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!"