Phrases which sound like sex things, but really aren't

[MajorChode]

I'll start.

Shamwow Vince:
"You're going to love my nuts."

Husband to wife:
"Have you seen my ballcock?"

Mother-in-law to husband:
"Would you like some couscous?"

[gmoney]

1. Per David Letterman

February 3, 1986
Top 10 Expressions that Sound Dirty but Really Aren't


10. "Frosting the pastry"
9. "Shooting hoops"
8. "Jumping the turnstile"
7. "Checking your oil"
6. "Tethering the blimp"
5. "Sending out for sushi"
4. "Picnic on the grass"
3. "Quarter-pounder at the Golden Arches"
2. "Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln"
1. "Windsurfing on Mount Baldy"

[SoxFan]

2. "I'm a Gamecock booster"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

3. Waxing Nostalgic. n/t

[Dr Fate]

4. "pussilaminous"

n/t