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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 02:59 PM
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The young and overly-perky girls at the tanning salon need to stroke me till I'm happy
...cuz my ego is needy like that.








(...and even though this is a double twist copycat with a moderate degree of difficulty, notice that I was klassy-with-a-"k" enough not to say anything about anyone needing a "facial" :P~)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 03:01 PM
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1. IBTL
:evilgrin:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 03:03 PM
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2. In Before The
Narwhal like slaying of this thread
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 03:05 PM
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3. The word "facial" is going to be the undoing
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 04:44 PM
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5. "...her tanned face almost touching his horn, the perky biologist stroked the Narwhal's rigid..."
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 03:05 PM
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4. Pity. Although including a "facial" reference would have decreased your degree
of difficulty, it would have increased your views and recs totals.

It's lucky for you that you included the word "stroke." Well played.
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martymar64 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-09-09 05:19 PM
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6. I love happy endings!
I am sooooooooooooo bad!


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