Man wrestles crazed ninja kangaroo.

[Swede]

Now there's a headline you don't see every day.


The intruder made no sound as it smashed through the bedroom window of a suburban Australian house and started bouncing on the bed where chef Beat Ettlin and his partner Verity Beaman were sleeping.

Only half awake, Mr Ettlin and Ms Beaman had very different ideas about what was happening in their bedroom. "I thought it was a lunatic ninja coming at us through the window," Mr Ettlin told The Times. "That seemed to make about as much sense as anything else that was happening. I just couldn't comprehend what was going on."

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article5875004.ece

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1. It was probably all a diversion.

Wait until they get a look outside and discover that the wallaby stole their mower while the struggle went on inside.