Sunday night ethnic humor

[Doctor_J]

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear zippers from five paces away.

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There is a new Scottish version of The Rolling Stones. Their hit song is called, "Hey, MacCloud, Get Off Of My Ewe".

[Mass_Liberal]

1. hehehehehAHAHAH!!!!

God I love scots jokes. I love scots too, so don't get mad at me scotsman.

What do you call a New Zealander with 4 sheep?

A pimp.

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

2. Why do Irishmen wear kilts?

Scots can hear a zipper from ten paces.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. I was in a bar in Edinburgh...

and the proprietor, and enormous man curiously named Murphy, was decked out in his Highland everyday drag, even to the funny shoes and dagger.

The three of us Merkins in the place hotly debated the sense of asking the obvious and looking like asshole tourists, to say nothing of possible physical damage from someone who had been banned for life from three other local pubs.

Murphy eventually glared at us and muttered, "What's under it? Nu'in but lipstick."

[Fight_n_back]

4. "I don't know where ya been or what ya did...

but Im glad you won first prize"

[gator_in_Ontario]

5. Dr. Demento lives! n/t

[REP]

6. How Was Copper Wire Invented?

Two Scots fighting over a penny.

It was so cold last night I saw a Scot with his hands in his own pockets!

[TXlib]

7. What does a Scottish Santa Claus say?

Ho Ho Ho! Wanna buy a present?

[Screaming Lord Byron]

8. You people would be in a lot of trouble if i gave a shit.

Thankfully, I'm too apathetic to care.



And drunk.

(insert apathetic slacker smiley here)