PiGuy propositioned me today - he asked me to make him a man.

[BeachBaby]

Who wants to watch?

[flvegan]

1. I've seen Rocky Horror.

[BeachBaby]

4. And you owe me a new laptop.

:spray:

[3.14158675309]

6. Are you implying that I'm Brad?

(get a fucking neck!) :P

[TZ]

2. Well Duh

OBVIOUSLY Dr. Strange. Cause he's perverted like that...:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

21. I'm insulted.

But I'm going to watch anyway, out of spite.

[TZ]

23. Insulted?

I thought that would be a compliment of the highest order..What are you some kind of p..prude? BWAHAHAHAHAAH

[3.14158675309]

3. Um is this legal?

And what if I have performance anxiety? :shrug:

[BeachBaby]

8. Oh, please. You've been begging me all day.

Did you pop some Viagra like I told you?

[CreekDog]

11. wait...is begging = proposition

cause i don't know what position a proposition is. :shrug:

[3.14158675309]

12. OMG that was a low blow!!!11!

Sweet sweet heaven....

Shit, I'm getting close here, Babe!

[TZ]

13. I got my batteries all charged up here...

:P

[BeachBaby]

14. Not just yet.

Please run some baseball plays in your head while I go find the scarves.

[3.14158675309]

15. A hot box is what immediately comes to mind, so there's your pickle.

That and a towering shot that exits the stadium and leaves the crowd breathless...

[BeachBaby]

22. Well done, love.

Am I tying these scarves too tightly around your wrists? And is the chair comfortable?

[Dr. Strange]

25. TYPE SLOWER!!!

[BeachBaby]

27. :SPANK:

[TZ]

29. Oh great

Just encourage him more won't you. I have a hard enough time training him with the whip as it is...:eyes:

[3.14158675309]

36. The scarves are fine, but... zOMFG Holy shit!

How the hell do you DO that???! I

I think my thrusters are at maximum and my phaser cannon is loaded and ready to fire!

[BeachBaby]

42. And these stilettos are restricting my freedom of movement.

I can pick up the pace, or slow down. What do you want me to do?

[3.14158675309]

45. OMG the high heels. :swoon: And what's that on the floor?

It appears to be a purple tanga with the word "Saturday" printed on it... OMG you don't have any panties on!!!11

I guess this is it, babe. I've got one more to go, so hit me with your best shot, and I'll return the favor....

[Dr. Strange]

46. Ooh, one more.

I'm all atwitter!

[BeachBaby]

47. I kicked the stilettos off.

I know that you've been tormented enough. Just give me a moment to get down on my knees......

[3.14158675309]

50. Oh oh OH Sweet Jezus!!11

HALLELUJAH!!!ELEVENS!

Yeeessssss!!!! One thousand big ones!! :woohoo: OMG I need a cigarette! :smoke:

Thanks, BeachBaby, for your exquisite assistance in helping me get off of triple digits.

I might need some more of that kind of help reaching post number 1001. And 1002, 1003.... :wink:

You are simply teh best! :loveya: :*

[TZ]

51. So dude what is this special event you had planned

I'm sleepy and I don't want to wake up and see that you broke teh Lounge while I was snoozing..
Congrats on the triple digits...

[CreekDog]

5. he's male?

:wtf:

[TZ]

7. .

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

9. When ya get done, will you make me one too?

:P

Now, THAT would be something to watch. :rofl:

[Shell Beau]

10. Uh oh!! This is bound to get interesting!

:bounce:

[bluesbassman]

16. Your name is Lola?

[Pierre.Suave]

17. not me

he has kids, he is already a man, don't fall for his jive.

[Pierre.Suave]

18. oh yeah and

GET A ROOM ALREADY...

:P

[hobbit709]

19. The Acid Queen

f your child ain't all he should be now
This girl could put him right.
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one night.
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
I'm the Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
I'll tear your soul apart.

Give us a room, close the door
Leave us for a while.
Your boy won't be a boy no more
Young, but not a child.
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
The Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
I'll tear your soul apart.

Gather your wits and hold on fast,
Your mind must learn to roam.
Just as the Gypsy Queen must do
You're gonna hit the road.

My work is done now look at him
He's never been more alive.
His head it shakes his fingers clutch.
Watch his body rise!
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
I'm the Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
To break your little heart.

If your child ain't all he should be now
This girl will put him right.
I'll show him what he could be now
Just give me one night.
I'm the Gypsy - the acid queen.
Pay before we start.
I'm the Gypsy - I'm guaranteed.
to break your little heart.

[Dr. Strange]

20. Two questions...

1. Why does he need a man?
2. What does he want you to make the man out of?

[Pierre.Suave]

24. ...

:rofl: x eleventy brazillion

[flvegan]

26. Jesus, dude. Post #1.

Duh.

[Dr. Strange]

28. You're ranking my post #1?

Aw man, I don't know what to say!
:hug:

[flvegan]

30. Your post is rank.

DuhStrange.

[TZ]

31. Yo ---you and Dr. Strange..

Get a room already!!!
:rofl:

[flvegan]

32. I'm not making him a man.

[BeachBaby]

33. Good call. You don't want to piss Paddy off.

[Dr. Strange]

34. Okay, stop the thread.

I want to get off.

:crazy:

[flvegan]

37. I still ain't doing it.

Someone else will have to get you off.

[Dr. Strange]

39. If I had a dollar for every time somone got me off...

I don't think it would technically be considered prostitution.

[TZ]

40. hmmm

What about a dollar for everytime SOMETHING got you off...You'd be Bill Gates!
:rofl:

[flvegan]

41. Who is somone? Is she hot?

[Dr. Strange]

43. She was...

after she caught me stealing her dollar.

[flvegan]

44. So you WERE paying her.

A dollar. Wow. High roller.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

48. Is he fucking up our bromance??

:mad:

[TZ]

35. lol

Is that even possible?

[flvegan]

38. Yeah, if you remember to hook up the doll.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

49. rofl

:rofl: Thats just wrong on soooooooo many levels...