Freeper bumper stickers spotted. To stupid for words.

[DemoTex]

I just saw a rusty old SUV in Dallas with three bumper stickers on the back window:

1. Kick Their Ass and Take Their Gas

2. My Kid Can Whip Your Honor Student's Ass

3. Bush/Cheney '04!

I love it! Just the kind of beta-minus morons the Bu$h regime needs to be associated with. Probably dirt poor and ignorant, and condemned to stay that way with the likes of Bu$h and Cheney in power.

[Kamika]

1. lol

The scary part is that you cant make them see how stupid they look. And other more normal conservatives dont care.

If liberals would behave like that i would be so embarassed to be associated with them

[bif]

2. Another closed head injury case

Just like our president.

[trof]

3. Couldn't they save valuable bumper space?

And just have one that says
"I AM A REPUBLICAN.
I AM INCREDIBLY STUPID.
PLEASE DON'T CONFUSE ME WITH FACTS."
;-)

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

11. Actually, that would make a great joke bumper sticker:

"Please don't confuse us with facts."
Bush/Cheney '04


I like it.

[THUNDER HANDS]

4. what's wrong with No. 2 ?

I think that one's kinda funny. I always hated those "My Child Is An Honor Roll Student at ___ ____ High School" bumperstickers anyway.

Maybe because I was never an honor roll student, but my sister was.

:)

[Kamika]

5. whats wrong..

is that he seems proud of that fact.

That sticker means that his kid is average at Best, but he can atleast fight.

And the father seems proud over that fact.


I dont know but when i have kids ill be more proud over a honor student then a kid that has crappy grades , is an idiot and beat up others

[northzax]

10. where is the evidence that

the guy's kid wasn't an honor roll student? I personally hate those bumper stickers (and yes, I was an honor roll student or whatever it was called) Just as I refused bumper stickers for my nationally ranked soccer team, my top 20 college, or my prestigeous post-grad activities. who cares?

[Kamika]

12. no evidence

Its just understood. The whole meaning is that

its better to have a kid that can "kick ass" then is a honor student

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. I think it's just a parody

I have nothing against honor roll kids and don't advocate violence in any way.

But you have to admit, it is a little chuckle-enducing.

[TreasonousBastard]

14. Agreed

I see a few of those around here, and I know it's wrong, sorta, but I still have to giggle.

I even giggled at a tiny little sticker on a VW I saw last night that just said "Liberals Suck."

(Then I whomped his ass...)

[WoodrowFan]

22. Sticker

"You Kid May Be an Honor Student, But You Stll Drive Like an Idiot."

[TXlib]

25. Conservatives suck. But liberals swallow!

[BuddhaGirl]

30. I always thought it would be funny to see

a bumpersticker that said "My Child is Moron of the Month at ...School"

I got sooo sick of those other braggy ones...

[pink_poodle]

7. LOL!!!!!!!!! That shifty eyed Asscrack graphic is so funny!!!!! -nm

:

[pink_poodle]

9. Yeah, I'd rather have a genius kid than a thug kid. -nm

"

[catzies]

27. I remember about 10 years ago when that whole fad was starting...

I saw on the back of some guy's beat-up work truck a piece of duct tape that was written on in Magic Marker:

MY KID WAS INMATE OF THE MONTH AT FOLSOM.

And now everyone has takeoffs on that whole thing. But I give him credit for being first.

We also have in California "My kid surfs better than your honor student."

I've even seen "I sold pot to your honor student."

[pink_poodle]

6. Must have seemed like a good idea at the time...............

but I'm sure hindsight is a remote concept to people who don't even have any foresight. makes me sigh.

[devilgrrl]

8. I saw a great one that said...

My Dog is Smarter than your Honor Student

[last_texas_dem]

15. Classics

At least they've got a like-minded candidate to support. What's sad is they could be getting totally screwed (as most of us are) by the * economy and be so blinded by ignorance that they know no better.

Yesterday I saw: "Welcome to America. Learn to Speak English." on a business van. Not even clever, just rude and obnoxious. I didn't know how to react to the FReeping moron, so just kind of glared and hoped he'd make the connection...

[AmandaRuth]

16. Lets see that kid in Iraq

Too bad you didn't have army recruitment papers to stick under the windshield.

[geniph]

17. Saw one awhile back

on an old pick-em-up truck with (but of course) Bush/Cheney and some anti-Clinton BS stickers, and a rebel flag - and another one that said "Redneck." Um, bubba, I was able to figure that last part out for myself, thanks.

[CSI Willows]

18. lmao

very funny. Since our community is constantly being developed, we always get new neighbors. A couple down the street have a Expedition with several bumper stickers on it. One says, with a picture of a gun, "Abortion Kills Babies", another says "God loves this family" and the classic, "Bush/Cheney '00" and "Bush/Cheney '04". Great. All I need is another Republican neighbor.

[Kat45]

19. I know someone who had the first one on your list

on a T-shirt. He used to wear it during the first Gulf War.

[beanball]

20. Texas morons

I live in Arizona and I'll bet my last peso Arizona's morons are just as silly as the Tex Ass morons.

[kmla]

21. These are the kind of people that you don't want to vote before you...

... because right before they flip the switch in the booth, they probably were picking their nose...

Booger eatin', mouth breathin, pinheaded inbreds are everywhere.

Scary.

[DinahMoeHum]

23. or doing the "one-cheek-sneak" after a meal full of beans. . .

n/t

:evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

24. Yeah. They never learned that there is no "safe" fart.

Dumb, dumb, dumb. I'd hate to have to do their laundry.

[TXlib]

26. I want to get some bumperstickers made up

that read, "I am an inconsiderate asshole", and keep several dozen or so in my car.

When I run across a Hummer taking up 3 compact car spots, I'll plaster one on his ass.

[geniph]

28. I remember a friend of mine

some years ago got stickers made up that read, Way to Park, Ace! and used them for situations like that. Same guy got a bunch of stickers with a picture of a screw made up and used to paste the screw over the heart on people's bumperstickers, so instead of reading I Heart My (whatever), it would read I Screw My (whatever).

There's a group in one of the big cities that got fake parking tickets printed up about the environmental and other costs of driving fuel-inefficient vehicles and used to put 'em under the wipers of monstro-cars.

[HawkerHurricane]

29. Increase in Pro-Bush bumper stickers on base

Along with "Dump Davis". I think some reich wing group is passing them out to the servicemen.