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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 02:54 PM
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It's Friday! You know what that means!
It is "Drink a bottle of whiskey on an empty stomach and cut off your skin tags with a toenail clipper" day!
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ipfilter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 02:55 PM
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1. FUCKING BOURBON FUCK YEAH
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suninvited Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 02:58 PM
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2. what if we dont have any skin tags?
then how do we amuse ourselves?
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 02:59 PM
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3. Do you really expect me to believe that, as an adult, you have NOTHING...
growing on you that does not belong there. Do you think I was born yesterday?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 03:09 PM
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6. Clearly not.
Your profile says Aug 21st 2005. Welcome to DU!
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sammythecat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 03:07 PM
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4. You need to broaden your definition of skin tags
Then drink that bottle of whiskey on an empty stomach and look at your ear.

Does that REALLY look like something that should be coming out of the side of your head! I mean, look at it.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 03:09 PM
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5. Just tie a thread tightly around the base.
That will cut off the blood supply and then the tags will just fall off after a while. No whiskey or nail clippers needed. Fuck, if you are going to drink enjoy it, don’t torture yourself.
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 03:11 PM
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7. I'm sorry, but that thread thing just sounds too incredibly painful.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 03:13 PM
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8. DUI Fridays!
:woohoo:
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