I'm old, and require a spanky

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I'm taking applications....

[HopeHoops]

1. Here...

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

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7. Ahem. When I said that I was taking applications, I didn't mean

it as in, apply a spanking. You must meet certain conditions to be able to spank me. Are you a woman, and do you have a pulse? :shrug:

[HopeHoops]

9. Well, I've got a pulse. I've got long hair so I might pass for a woman, if you don't mind a beard.

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11. Kewl, spank away, Greg!

http://www.visiblelightphoto.com/Allman,%20Greg.jpg

[HopeHoops]

15. Okay

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :grr: :nuke: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

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20. Sweet Melissa!

Looks like you got a little pooped out towards the end there! :rofl:

[TZ]

2. Sure whatever.

I agree on the needing a spanky, thats a given but thats cause you are just a ninth grader..:P
:spank:

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8. Ninth graders need hugs, too.

AND spankings! :woohoo: :smoke:

[Dr. Strange]

3. Need an assistant?

[HopeHoops]

4. It is a little disturbing that you found that so quickly ;}

[TZ]

5. You don't know him very well do you?

Thats what his entire photobucket is filled with...:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

19. Also disturbing that it got deleted so quickly.

Evil, thy name is photobucket!

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6. I like to watch.

[CreekDog]

28. i'm sure your whole account violates their TOS

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

39. You know what pisses me off, though?

I did a search on photobucket and found that pic. So I added it to my account. And then it gets deleted. But it's still on someone else's account! WTF? Why do they get to have that image and not me??! I'm Dr. Strange, goddammit!

[TZ]

41. BWAHAHA!

Your reputation obviously procedes you at photobucket. I will have you know that the only stuff I've had deleted either was something from YOU or something related to your twin from another mother...I wonder why?O8) :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

10. Applications?

Okay - the job market is very competitive these days. Count me in as an applicant.

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12. What are your best assets and atitributes?

[BeachBaby]

17. LOL! I think you already answered the question.

Oh - and I am really good with my hands.

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18. So, you are good with jobs that require your hands.

How are your oratory skilz?

[BeachBaby]

22. Oratory skilz?

Hmmmmmm. Well, I have been told that I speak very clearly. My singing skills are about average. And I can hum like the dickens.

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25. Hum like the dickens, eh? Well, can you hum me a few bars of "A Tail of Two Titties"? Or,

I'd take "Hard Times" as well.

I have great expectations for you, BB!

[BeachBaby]

26. I won't let you down, boss.

I put 110% into everything I do.

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29. Everything or everyone?

:hide:

[BeachBaby]

30. Yes.

First come, first serve. :hide:

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32. You're hired!

Report to my bunk office immediately!

[BeachBaby]

35. Could you tell me a little bit about the benies?

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36. It's a nice package

And my friendly staff will always be available 24/7 if you ever need it.

[BeachBaby]

37. The friendly staff is the ace in the hole for me.

SOLD!

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38. Oh, and one more thing: you will be required to wear a uniform....

Dealbreaker?

[BeachBaby]

42. As long as it's not something uncomfortable.

Pants are annoying. My legs need to be able to move freely.

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43. It's a deal then: no pants

:woohoo:

[BeachBaby]

44. Nice post count there, babe.

777 - you never told me that you're the Holy Ghost.

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48. I'll take you to heaven, babe!

[Lost in CT]

13. These girls can help...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8571281

[Dr. Strange]

14. To paraphrase the president...

YES THEY CAN.

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16. !!!

They look a little rough! :scared:

I don't know if my old heart could take such a punishment....

[Dr. Strange]

21. Oh come on.

We're not talking about a 12-hour Viagra bet here. You can do it!

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23. Look, I'm not about to do a free-form spank, uh, exploration

with a festival crop-toting crowd!

[Dr. Strange]

24. Look on the bright side...

at least you’ve got a bigger undressing room than the puppets. That's refreshing.

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27. If I told them once, I told them a hundred times: put “Spinal Tap” first and “Puppet show”

[TZ]

31. FYI

I have a riding crop somewhere, for reals along with my knee high rubber riding boots.... You ought to watch it....:P

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33. I'll watch it; where is it showing?

:popcorn:

[TZ]

34. ....

I think its next engagement is in Southern NJ mid to end of July...:P

[keroro gunsou]

40. here:

or is this better?



i am so dead now... :D

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45. Two spankies!

Thanks, I needed that! :rofl: :hi:

[BeachBaby]

46. Woohoo!

Damn - I miss the old days. :hide:

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47. What do you know about "the old days?" Wait:

I'll ask you again on Saturday. :hide: