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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:12 PM Original message |
"A collection of DU running gags walks into a bar..." |
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lightningandsnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
1. I have no answer, but... |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:23 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. I couldn't think of one either - geardaddy challenged me to post it. |
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ogneopasno (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Smoking or non?" |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:28 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Oh, you just started a copy cat thread potential - "smoking or non-smoking cheese sandwich?" |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
4. You have the setting wrong |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:27 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. boobie reference, I know - no, they have to go with the other gags. |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
5. ... The bartender says, "sorry, we don't put cornflakes on our chicken here, |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Oh, I might just have to edit the OP here. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:28 PM Response to Original message |
7. no no no |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:31 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. I altered the OP to include Olive Garden, but YOU still have to come up with the joke! |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:36 PM Response to Original message |
11. Cheese sandwich |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
12. says |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:01 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. That's a winnah! |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:04 PM Response to Reply #13 |
14. This thread is your fault ;} |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:06 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. I know. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:10 PM Response to Reply #15 |
17. So far, only "charlie and algernon" provided a continuation and it is just a DU gag. |
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3.14158675309 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:41 PM Response to Reply #17 |
28. THE ARISTOCRATS! |
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crispini (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:20 PM Response to Reply #12 |
20. WIN! nt |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:09 PM Response to Original message |
16. "Where's the fucking Asian woodcarver?" |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:11 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. He's the FUCKING BARTENDER! |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:20 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. not hammered |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:22 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. If anyone comes up with something else I missed I might need a few pints! |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:26 PM Response to Original message |
22. He points at a jar that reads "Tipping is not a city in China" |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:29 PM Response to Reply #22 |
23. Not BAD! No reference to another DU gag - Top score so far! |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:36 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. Not a running gag,but a running topic. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:38 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. 15%, 20%, stiff them? Oh, now there is a topic - or are you talking about cow tipping? |
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ogneopasno (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:37 PM Response to Original message |
25. "The Lounge is that way." *points* |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:39 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. New leader! |
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Z_I_Peevey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:43 PM Response to Original message |
29. "Sorry, bar's closed. |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
30. The Brazillian Bartender says: "I ain't servin' none of ya'..... |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:29 PM Response to Reply #30 |
49. A brazilian bartenders would be even better! |
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Sanity Claws (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
31. It was near closing time so the bartender said, |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:26 PM Response to Reply #31 |
38. You're in second place right now. |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
32. I'm the jokemaster at our next toastmaster meeting and I'm telling this one |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:58 PM Response to Reply #32 |
44. You're going to need a FOLLOW-UP to that! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:24 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. I'm gonna let it hang |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:27 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. That's what SHE said! |
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graywarrior (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:33 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. You could work in The Office |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:51 PM Response to Original message |
33. "Well you didn't mention cornflake chicken, so what will you be drinking tonight"? |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
34. Or...."You do know I got 911 on speed-dial"? |
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no name no slogan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:00 PM Response to Original message |
35. Bartender says "GET A BRAIN, MORANS" |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:04 PM Response to Original message |
36. We don't serve the played and soon to be played out. |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:44 PM Response to Reply #36 |
54. +1 |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:07 PM Response to Original message |
37. I think this is the best thread |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:27 PM Response to Reply #37 |
39. You had to have been there ;} |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:47 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. Well it doubles back a few times. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:49 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Um, that actually is my "missing link" - that's the joke I don't understand. Can you post it? |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:51 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. What part don't you understand? |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 07:54 PM Response to Reply #42 |
43. I haven't seen the video you referenced. I know it is a gag, but I don't know why! |
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RandomThoughts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:01 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. Well lots of people have mentioned cheese sandwiches. |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:14 PM Response to Reply #45 |
62. I started the cheese sandwich thing with a post on the school lunch stupidity. |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
48. Bartender says,... |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
50. "Why the long face?" nt |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:34 PM Response to Reply #50 |
52. I'm on dial-up (think about it) |
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namahage (678 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:42 PM Response to Original message |
53. "AAAAH! C'MON FUCKIN' GUY!!!" |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
55. Our drink special tonight kudzu-infused vodka |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 08:53 PM Response to Original message |
56. What about breast-feeding pit bulls? |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:01 PM Response to Reply #56 |
58. Frankly, if I was a lactating chick, I'd probably breastfead a pitbull - IF IT WAS A PUPPY! |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:05 PM Response to Reply #58 |
59. Do narwhals lactate? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:06 PM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Certainly! They are mammals! |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:17 PM Response to Reply #60 |
64. Thanks. Do you think they would breast feed a pit bull |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:19 PM Response to Reply #64 |
65. They'd only go if Oscar invited them |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:22 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. Who is Oscar? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:28 PM Response to Reply #66 |
68. !!!! |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:34 PM Response to Reply #68 |
69. OMG! THAT IS FUCKING HILARIOUS. |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:37 PM Response to Reply #69 |
70. I think A-Schwarzenegger is writing a book |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:40 PM Response to Reply #70 |
71. Uncle Leonard and Oscar are now my favorite DU characters. |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:41 PM Response to Reply #71 |
72. The whole thread is hysterical |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:46 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. What do you think Oscar really is? |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:48 PM Response to Reply #73 |
74. Well he's clearly not an amphibian |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:51 PM Response to Reply #74 |
75. He could be a new kind of animal. |
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A-Schwarzenegger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 10:57 PM Response to Reply #70 |
76. Yes, writing, written, wrote, done & getting published! |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 08:39 AM Response to Reply #76 |
82. Awesome. |
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A-Schwarzenegger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 12:33 PM Response to Reply #82 |
87. Thanks, me too! |
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SallyMander (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 10:32 AM Response to Reply #76 |
83. OMG Congrats!!!!!! |
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A-Schwarzenegger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 12:34 PM Response to Reply #83 |
88. Thank you! |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:10 PM Response to Reply #59 |
61. Probably not - wait, are they mammals? |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
57. " Is that a narwhal or Rush Limbaugh with a stick up his ass?" nt |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:16 PM Response to Reply #57 |
63. "Buses and Planes and Trains up his..." - apologies to Dr. Demento. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 09:23 PM Response to Reply #57 |
67. ! |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 04:05 AM Response to Reply #67 |
78. Just noticed a certain resemblance......nt |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 10:48 AM Response to Reply #57 |
85. Boom! |
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NMDemDist2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Mar-02-09 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
77. bartender says "We're closing, but you can still catch a drink at the Kudzu Bar |
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flying rabbit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 06:18 AM Response to Original message |
79. Bartender sez: |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 07:44 AM Response to Original message |
80. The bartender says |
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chemenger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 07:50 AM Response to Original message |
81. So, the bartender says ... "Tombstone me right fucking now, Skinner!" |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 10:41 AM Response to Reply #81 |
84. Best answer in this thread. |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 10:57 AM Response to Original message |
86. Bartender says: |
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NuttyFluffers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
89. "you're too late for a comeback... |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Mar-03-09 02:41 PM Response to Original message |
90. Yells CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW1$!!*$&!!!!!! |
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