Kleeb is NOT drunk

[JohnKleeb]

ask me anything.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Are you sure you are not totally undrunk in a negative non manner?

Because I think you are.

[JohnKleeb]

4. engage me about a serious topic

:)

[oxymoron]

2. that's not what I heard. (nt)

[JohnKleeb]

because the german lied :)

[corporatewhore]

3. why aint ya drunk

[JohnKleeb]

5. I aint 21 and this aint Germany

[MrSlayer]

8. And your point is what?

[JohnKleeb]

9. how am I supposed to get drunk

if I cant legally purchase it and have no older siblings.

[corporatewhore]

12. you could flirt w/gas station /liqour store clerk

[JohnKleeb]

13. shrug not a good idea, I have the charm of a toad :)

you know I think I saw some beer in the fridge earler.

[MrSlayer]

14. Jesus dude, you get a homeless guy to get it for you.

Or some other likely looking adult. Truck drivers and construction dudes are best. Younger dudes who are legal are also more likely to go in for you. I used to do this every Friday night back in the day.

[JohnKleeb]

15. I need a car number 1

and my permit. who said I wanted to be drunk anyways.

[MrSlayer]

18. Ah well, geographically challenged I suppose.

There's a bar on every block here. If you have to drive to find a homeless person or a liquor store that makes it tougher but still very doable. If you don't want to get drunk now maybe these tips could help you in the future.

[JohnKleeb]

21. yes thank you

[LastKnight]

6. hes high on 'suga'

its all he will say

-LK

[JohnKleeb]

7. heh

werent you told what it was?

[LastKnight]

10. yes...

but the rest of em dont know, and it may just sound worse if you try to explain it lol

-LK

[JohnKleeb]

11. wouldnt it be better if we didnt

:)

[foreigncorrespondent]

16. Why aren't you drunk, John?

Although, I'm not drunk either, just tired.

[JohnKleeb]

17. nothin to drink

had some cookies and milk and a flan earlier but nothin more.

[oxymoron]

19. I'm so confused

[JohnKleeb]

20. The German felt like being a smartass

proudgerman rather did, and said I was drunk which I am not.

[oxymoron]

22. No, you see I am confused because I would swear you are drunk.

But you always seem a little tipsy to me.

[JohnKleeb]

23. Well here's my point, I am not

I am not an alcoholic :D. If you think I sound tipsy so be it :).