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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 10:01 AM
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Dear sir/madam: Please subscribe to my guru services
Edited on Fri Feb-27-09 10:01 AM by Tommy_Carcetti
My guru services will help you become a better guru by teaching you the secrets of guruness. After you become a guru, you can then recruit other people to be a guru under your gurutilge. They in turn, will recruit gurus to report to them, who will then in turn report to you. And so forth, and so on, and etcetera and etcetera.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 10:02 AM
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1. For enlightenment, I direct you to the following:
http://news.yahoo.com/comics/rubes;_ylt=ArlCwxvHrLjY1J92lRnOFSTgzLAF
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 10:06 AM
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2. Spam in the Lounge?
How gurude!
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 10:09 AM
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3. Will you except a blank check?
n/t
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-27-09 11:28 AM
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4. Multilevel proselytizing.
Brilliant.
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